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my chemical romance fan

A person who likes the music My Chemical Romance make.
Not a person who likes MCR because LyK G3R4Ld wAy iz 5o ttly HaWt!!!1oneoneshift1one!1
"Yeah MCR rock!" - My chemical romance fan
not
"OMGZ Gerard and Frank are so totally hot OMGZ!!111oneone - some teenie poser
by Michellex3 April 27, 2006
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romantic comedy

The most vile, insipid, sanity-destroyingly horrible genre in the history of cinema. The romantic comedy is a genre of movie, usually mainstream, that follows a fairly consistant formula: boy meets girl, silly shit happens, low-intensity comedy insues, mild disasters averted, boy and girl get married and live happily ever after, the end. This formula never changes, for if there were the slightest deviation, it would not ba a romantic comedy. This genre exists solely for the entertainment of obnoxious, highly sentimental housewives who feel that their gender must consign them to this terrible fate. For them, to be feminine is to be an obnoxious, hand-wringing milksop. This is similar to the viewpoint among men that to be masculine is to be an obnoxious, belligerent neanderthal who crushes beer cans with his forehead. Romantic comedy is cinematic anti-matter. It is the opposite of art, and can not, by nature, be creative or original in any way. Romantic comedies are as plentiful as they are unbearable, due to the consistent market for sappy, brain-dead entertainment. A watcher of romatic comedies never gets tired of the same plot, over and over and over again, and therefore can watch the same movie, with subtle variations, thousands of times over a lifetime, viewing each new clone as if it were the first.

People of average intelligence are advised avoid this genre if at all possible, as it has been known to cause severe drowsiness, ennui, brain leakage through the ears and, in rare cases, extreme homicidal rage.
DVD's of previous years' romantic comedy hits are best suited for use as a cheap and durable paving and flooring material, and are of about the right size to be used as targets for archery and riflery practice.

I re-tiled my bathroom floor with surplus copies of You've Got Mail, and at half the cost of ceramic tile!
by the birds and trees October 1, 2006
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Sacred Roman Empire

When you take your date out to a heavy Italian dinner, then take them home, get a blowjob and push their head in until they almost puke, yell “respect the sacred Roman empire” drape them with the bedsheets so it look like they’re wearing a toga, and as you cum proceed to “baptize” them as you scream “In nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Sancti
Oh man, you wouldn’t believe my date last night, totally gave her the Sacred Roman Empire again.
by Sevilla Frank December 7, 2019
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roman

Most sexiest, romantic guy you will ever meat in your life. if you know anyone named Roman dont ever let him go,because you will never meat anyone that will treat you better then Roman. He can make you laugh when your sad, he will be their for you every step of the way, he will make sacrifices just to make you happy and feel special. He is incredibly good looking and every time you look into his eyes, you just completely fall in love. He can be shy but when you get to know him, you will see that he is the most adventures, exciting person ever!
niko- How do you get girls to like you?
Roman- Just treat them nice, and be honest with all the girls!
by the one and only2127 October 22, 2011
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Straight romantic

Taken from bi-romantic or panromantic.
It's a straight kid who isn't sexually attracted to the opposite sex. Just romantically. Someone who finds sex a little gross, and doesn't like sexual intercourse.

Would rather just kiss and cuddle, rather than give a blowjob and get fingered.
Boy: Are you a lesbian?
Girl: No.
Boy: Are you bi sexual?
Girl: No.
Boy: Oh, cool so you're straight.
Girl: Yes. But I'm A straight romantic.
by loveeverytimelittlechild November 23, 2010
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Text message romance

When you like someone when you're talking to them over text but feel nothing towards them in person.
Hannah: You see I like Ryan when we're texting, but in person he's nothing like he is when we text.
Samantha: Girl, you're having a text message romance.
by AJAJAJAJAJAJAJ January 18, 2009
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my chemical romance

They are like marmite. You either HATE them or LOVE them... there is no inbetween:)

Obsessed or Disgusted.. you pick.. but before you judge them on what you have read or heard about them just PLEASE listen to the album 'i brought you my bullets you brought me your love' and then you can make a judgement..:)

TBH i probably owe them my sanity.
OMG i Heart My Chemical Romance...

OMG i Hate My Chemical Romance...

W H O C A R E S ? ? ??

:)
by Trina... April 22, 2008
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