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Death Ramen

A type of ramen noodles that will burn as much going in as it does going out. It is popular with college students who are short on money.
Shortly after eating death ramen, Bob got the shits. Little did Bob know, the worst was yet to come. Exactly one hour later, Bob ran to the bathroom and completely obliterated the toilet.
by PirateTrav August 26, 2013
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anal ramen

When you’re hitting it from the back while eating ramen.
Damn, last night we did anal ramen. I put the bowl of ramen on her back and was pounding that shit.
by analbeads November 20, 2019
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Noodles and ramen

Something you eat when you have nothing else to eat and your mum wont make you anything
Kid: hey mom, can I have a hamburger?
Mom: im tired go make some Noodles and ramen.
Kid: ok
by aswdfzxcbhgtyyn go baaaaaaaaaa February 13, 2021
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just tell em were making ramen

when the cops pull up to your vehicle and ask why its hella smokey..... just tell em were making ramen!
cops: why is it hella smokey?
me: just tell em were making ramen!
by sheramen October 2, 2016
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Mitt Ramen Noodles

A nickname for Republican Candidate Mitt Romney. For if Mitt Romney becomes United States President, people (other than rich Republicans) will be too poor to afford anything to eat except for ramen noodles.
Kid: Mommy, I want steak for dinner!
Mother: Sorry baby. We only have ramen noodles.
Kid: why?
Mother: Because President Mitt Ramen Noodles took away our welfare and we can't afford anything else.
by MidnyteJ November 6, 2012
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Fueled By Ramen

Fueled By Ramen (FBR) is a record label started in 1996 by Less Than Jake's drummer, Vinnie, and John Janick.
They have (raised) many good groups: The Academy Is..., Autopilot Off, Fall Out Boy, The Hush Sound, Less Than Jake, Panic! at the Disco, Punchline, Recover, The Stero and several others.
Dirk: Labels are for soup cans!
Jasmin: Of course they aren't, silly, they are for musical ensables!
(pause here)
Dirk: I have a splendid idea--Let us label the records like soup cans.
Jasmin: Oh, yes. How about after that wonderful instant asian noodle soup.
Dirk: Yes, we can say that they are Fueled By Ramen.
Jasmin: Why that sounds so delicous I could put some on my range for supper.
by Godly One January 11, 2006
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jobber ramen

Extremely cheap generic or store-brand instant Japanese noodles (usually sold for $0.50 or less per package) of inferior or questionable quality and/or flavor. Derived from the professional wrestling term "jobber" (a performer who is perpetually assigned to lose; a performer lacking in the skills or charisma needed to become a top talent, often relegated to wrestling in opening matches at the beginning of shows) and the Japanese word "ramen" (an adaptation of a Chinese phrase that means "pulled/stretched noodles").
After I was laid off during the dot-com crash, I lived on jobber ramen for six whole months.

What? You're eating Sapporo Ichiban? Lucky bastard...all I can afford right now is jobber ramen.
by Sean Wilkinson January 27, 2003
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