Porch Monkey

A porch monkey is normally an afro-american person in one of the southern states. This person is called this because they often sit around on either their own, or some other poor white mans porch.

See nigger, jigga boo and swamp ninja

Father: Look at that damn porch monkey rolling around in my watermelon patch!

Son: Hey Pa! Can we torch him? Can we?

Father: Oh alright, but don't touch my watermelons!

by THe Holy Nazi July 8, 2005

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Porch monkey pie

A porch monkey was a racial slur for black slaves that were forced to sit on a porch all day. Black people love watermelons. Thus a porch monkey pie is nothing more than a watermelon pie.

Let me go to the fridge and grab the porch monkey pie.

by RoRo2992 August 6, 2008

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pocket purchase

a more formal way to say "shoplifting."

Oh, this new IPod? I deboed it... I mean, I got it through pocket purchase.

by KRHimself April 9, 2005

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porch pigeon

Gossiping old ladies who sit on the front porch or in the front yard and make nasty comments about you behind your back, especially if you are their neighbors. If there is some sort of neighborhood association or co-op which you both share, you can count on these porch pigeons actively working towards getting you evicted.

Watch out for those porch pigeons on the way out, they'll rat on you if they see you smoking dope.

by Integerspin August 7, 2008

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Porch Udder

When you stick your hard dick through a woven lawn chair and someone reaches under there and gives you a serious handjob.

Last night I was naked on the porch with my hard dick through the bottom of the lawn chair when Tina came out and gave me a serious fuckin porch udder.

by Yoz D September 7, 2010

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