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Porch Monkey
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Someone who just sits on
the porch
all day
talking smack
.
Usually
referred to someone black.
Jose Rojas does
nothing
but play xbox
and is
an
EXTREME
Porch Monkey!!!!
by
BeastPerson
July 20, 2012
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