punishing the Megatron

An act of vigorous male masturbation.

"Cathy walked in on Dave while he had his pants down punishing the Megatron. He quickly looked up in sweaty, red faced shock."

by bored_redditor January 8, 2012

Penius

A very intelligent penis.

I have the kind of penius who knows better than I do, when the woman is just too fat or skanky.

by joereed November 30, 2013

Punis

Pronounced : pun- is

The Scottish phrase in which Scots call penis.

"Here, a heard Derek's got a huge punis"

by Punislord October 31, 2015

Punisher

A punisher is an oversized penis typically over 8 inches.

Oh god Pat's punisher hit me hard last night.

by Boratsmonkey December 10, 2015

Punkussy

A punk who acts all hard but is really soft and whiny like a pussy

Omar stop being a such a punkussy

by Tony Gumba December 6, 2016

Penius

When one comes up with a genius penis joke.

Mark told an absolute penius joke last night.

by The_bearded_dad April 6, 2017

Punishment

The satisfaction that the infidel who's life has slipped through their fingers at your hands after crossing the line will no longer be in pain.

Punishment completed

by bushlight December 11, 2017