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Punani

My son was sick one day. He told me, "Dad, I need some punani." So I went to the store, and asked for some punani. Little did I know...
by The Dude May 13, 2005
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penal-ized

V; Waking up after a crazy night, and finding a penis or multiple amounts of penises drawn on your face, usualy done with perminant marker
Tim: That S.O.B. jake penal-ized me right on the forehead

Billy: you shouldnt have passed out in his kitchen
by billy ;) September 30, 2008
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me affe gimme sum punani

literal translation: 'You must be giving me some pussy/gash'

i) used when someone is saying something which is completely and obviously a lie.

ii) Used between 'ghetto brethren' or Caucasian 'wannabes' in British council estates when referring to an attractive woman who is spotted.

iii) When talking to your woman; asking whether she will 'get freaky' with you.
i) 'Me wagwan got head off of tree gals yesterdaii!"

'Nah mandem! Me affe gimme sum punani blad!'

ii) 'Blud, me affe gimme sum punani wiv dat wun!"
' Sick bruv, she'z dank innit!'

iii) 'Me julie, me affe gimme sum punani on valentine's day?'
by ItalianStallion30 March 21, 2010
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Punane

Pussssy
Man that punane was good bruh
by I_eat_that_ting June 2, 2018
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Penalizer

To be disciplined in various ways by the overbaring authority of a male peins.
Guy 1:"Dude did that guy just use his penis powers against you?"

Guy 2: "Yeah man, he's such a penalizer"
by Lindrick January 21, 2010
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penalating

the action of sticking a fork into someones toe
Herbert the penalating man penalates
by Bo Jingles and Jerry February 17, 2010
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Death by Penal Sphyncterotomy

A punishment given to a man or woman after "operation" whom has commited a hanis crime and death is not thought of a worthy punishment. thus the penal sphynterotomy is given to them. In this punishment the offenders penis is removed by being forced to insert the penis into the fat woman's sphynter, the fat lady will then contract the sphynter and glutius maximus and some guy pushs her hard so that the penis is removed. Some think of this act as quit an erotic one, indeed painful though.
Defendant: I plead not guilty your honour.
Judge: well then, i here by sentance you to Death by penal sphyncterotomy!
*dum dum dum*
Jury #1:OMG!
Defendant: oh god please no, i can just picture the fat chick, nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!
by someweido April 19, 2009
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