puke on shit

A phrase describing an event where someone shits and then someone pukes on it. When something is bad and then something comes along and makes it worse. The two things must be equally bad and happen in close relatioin to one another or in sucession. The origin of the story is at an event where a lady shit on the floor and then a dude came up and puked on it.

I got pulled over for speeding and the cops found my stash. Fuckin puke on shit man.

by Clarke Anderson December 11, 2008

duke-and-puke

an especially fowl bowel movement that triggers an immediate and uncontrolled spew, typically into a toilet-side trashcan.

i must have eaten some bad tuna salad 'cause i had a duke-and-puke in the middle of the night.

by rickus July 25, 2006

pukkas

slang for weed

i've got some bare pukkas

by Katie__ox January 15, 2009

puker

a bad loss in gambling.

i was laying 3 1/2 with my best free throw shooter on the line shooting 2 with .05 on the clock. H e bricks them both, what a puker !

by East Boston April 5, 2010

PUKAKI

an exotic bird; also known as a CONOR

Hey, look at the pukaki flying in the air. I think it has moose pants on!

by PACHUNGA December 7, 2003

pudekcuf

the reverse spelling of fuckedup, to be extremely intoxicated by a drug.

pudekcuf- damn, jake is pudekcuf after that last bowl of cronic.

by sko March 14, 2004

puke straight up

Something so incredibly repugnant it causes you to become very sick instantly. Your brain cannot process things as it should and you begin to projectile vomit while looking up.

Dang, Edna, that old snuff dippin' three chinned goon tried to kiss me. I thought I was gonna puke straight up!

by Play On August 17, 2006