Proper Joest

Like Joest but made properly.
In a toaster.
With wide slots.

Proper Joest should be put in the toaster, not put under the grill you maniac!

by MissMadz October 16, 2019

proper mega

very very good, hot, huge everything can be it it can be a way to describe someone or something

farr that man over there is proper mega

that was proper mega

by by callum from love island September 12, 2023

proper fucking

To have every orifice filled sexually.

Morgan said give me a proper Fucking.

by Charity0219 March 22, 2020

Proper Cake

ciarrah’s ass

that girl has a nice butt but it’s not as good as proper cake

by propercake April 10, 2022

proper pinky

A phalangeal movement of ones pinky pointed out wards with the remaining fingers balled into a fist, used to greet other swell fellows and honey dips alike.

i.e. Rambler 1: Hey Swell

Rambler 2: Yes Johnny

Rambler 1: That track was mad proper

*Both Parties initiate Proper Pinky*

by Porch Monk 187 January 4, 2015

Proper Nuff

A way of descibing someone as good.

That penis is proper nuff.

by UrBaNgAnGsTa March 30, 2008

A Proper Engagement Congratulations

When your friends get engaged and you feel that the only appropriate way to say "congrats!" is to give groom and rough hand job (this is on the spot, so you don't have the proper lubrication handy) and a pack of camel lights because they're only likely to enjoy sex until they tie the knot and their lives devolve into a spiral of depression and dissatisfaction.

Hey man, congrats on proposing to your gf! Pull down your pants so I can give you a proper engagement congratulations. Here's a lighter!

by tmax805 August 25, 2018