programcrastinating

Learning to code or creating programs for fun instead of doing what you should actually be doing.

Josh was programcrastinating last night instead of writing his philosophy paper that's due tomorrow.

by TMClarke June 8, 2016

Program Operations

The art of creating and filling gaps where not process existed before.

Everything is running great, but Program Operations said we need to use this new process.

by AutorocK August 8, 2016

Programming Dysphoria

An intense state of disconnection often felt by computer programmers; A feeling or frustration exhibited when computer code that is not supposed to work works anyway, or when computer code that is supposed to work, does not work.

Also known as: Code Dysphoria.

Jeff to Himself: "I can't believe this code works, how is this even working? This doesn't make sense. This is not supposed to work. But then why doesn't this code work..."

Bob to Janet: "He is experiencing programming dysphoria"

by 48219401243 November 22, 2018

programmery

When your code or software architecture is supposedly or actually good-programmer-like.

Like sciency but for code.

Your code will be very much more better if you up the programmerness and make it more programmery.

A good software developer should know their programmery jargon like: encapsulation, inheritance, dependency, abstraction...

by nwtnwrkshp February 25, 2019

programmery

When your code or software architecture is supposedly or actually good-programmer-like.

Like sciency but for code.

Your code will be very much more better if you up the programmerness and make it more programmery.

A good software developer should know their programmery jargon like: encapsulation, inheritance, dependency, abstraction...

by nwtnwrkshp February 25, 2019

programmerist

Discriminating against programmers

That product manager was so programmerist. He demanded a higher salary although he has less screen time than a programmer. Equal pay for equal screen time.

by knuthatsgut123 June 9, 2020

Programmer

Professional Google- and/or Stackoverflow user, without them you'll never figure out how to implement the random peace of code in a 6 y/o Stackoverflow post in the new program.

Project manager: guys this task should take 2 days maximum

Programmer : *Writing on google how to write hello world in html* Yes ...

by OnlyMeST November 25, 2021