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Pre-procrastinate

Pre-procrastinate is when you are already planning to procrastinate in the future.

When you finish work on Friday and you plan to not get off the couch until Sunday night. You preprocessed the weekend duties.
Me - Hey bitch wanna go out

You- Na I don’t have any clean clothes.

Me - That’s ok Pre-procrastinate laundry until Sunday and borrow from Susie.

You- Brilliant.
by Cantaliangirl29 January 15, 2022
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Reverse-procrastinate

Keep putting off something fun an excessive number of times so that you can be happier in the future.
I reverse-procrastinated eating my ice-cream for so long that it got freezer burn.
by Definitively Cool October 8, 2023
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Procrastination Polka

The act of dancing with the intent of writing.
"Laura is doing the Procrastination Polka because she hates her GSW teacher."
by Outrageousss October 24, 2011
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Procrastibation

When needing to do something, only to have a sexual thought, image, or sound provoke your inner horniness, thus making you procrastinate, probably due to seeking out porn.
"Dude, I wanted to get that paper done, but I saw a picture of a topless chick on Youtube and was pulled into procrastibation.
by Ramshel March 10, 2012
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Procrastibation

When one experiences procrastination via masturbation.

When one puts something off due to a need to get one off.
Jack: "I really wanted to get my homework done, but Katy Perry was on TV and the procrastibation took over."

Jim: "I really should get those emails sent, but I'm so tired I just want to gently procrastibate myself to sleep."
by discoN8 October 4, 2012
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procrastibation

Putting off masturbation because of copious amounts of other work you have procrastinated too much on.
"Yeah man I really wanted to masturbate but I just couldn't put off my history paper any longer. This procrastibation is killing me."
by poop2938 May 17, 2014
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Procrastinating

"what are you doing"

" looking up the definitions o f random words on urban dictionary"

"Oh you mean procrastinating"
by Jsfadd February 7, 2015
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