Child Predator

Chad, Hunter & Shane from “Ohio Valley Pedo’s”, a social media group where they go around touching kids.

Child: Ahhhh!! It’s The Ohio valley pedos!!! Run!!!!
Mom: Who are they???
Child: They are going to touch me and rape me!!! They are child predators!!
Mom: lol rip have fun x

by ohiovalleypedos July 9, 2019

Sexual Purgatory

The three to four years that boys wait from the time they become sexually active, to the age that most girls become sexually active. Most common from 7th grade to 10th grade.

Older Brother: so bro, have you gotten any action yet?

You: nah, i'm still in Sexual Purgatory, i can't see myself gettin laid for at least another two years.

by C0mm155ar February 21, 2010

Predatorial

Praying on the young and naive girls over the consenting age. Telling them such things as a backdoor santa or baltimore break in are standard sexual moves, thus improving the human gene pool using Darwins theory of evolution with a new generation of sexy young ladies with an outstanding sexual back catalogue who are more than willing as they don't know any better

Andy and Phil picked up a couple of barmaids from the Fat Badger, the girls were inexperienced until they boys drove them to Phils lair whilst demonstrating the dirty andretti. They then went on to introduce them to the Louisianna lane change, angry pirate and cleveland steamer. The girls would then go on to utilise these new skills with future boyfriends thinking it was the norm. Andy and Phils predatorial instincts had made the world a slightly better place

by Studleys sidekick October 22, 2012

Predatorgasm

When a fan has an orgasm over a prop or reference to the Predator.

Dude I totally had a Predatorgasm over the new Predators movie.

by ARBITERMASTER95 July 20, 2010

Poogatory

The state one is in when they are unsure whether they need a poo or not

"Man, I don't want to chance this fart because I think I'm in poogatory!"

by dave909990909 November 7, 2012

play predator

giggle balls or felatiate someone

Suzy wants to play predator with Billy

by dravine December 14, 2006

Urban Purgatory

The place you go when Urban Dictionary sends you emails saying that 2 or 3 of your definitions have been accepted and will appear on the site within the next few days, and then more than a month or two later you're still waiting to see them published.

Jake: Hey, man, didn't you say you were gonna be on Urban Dictionary? Man, I check it every day and I haven't seen your shit yet!

Bill: I know, dog! Guess I'm in whatcha might call Urban Purgatory!

by Vagabond King April 9, 2010