1)A great surprise someone would really like... if you had enough money.
2)Not the past, or future, but NOW...wait...NOW...NOW.NOWWW....AGHH
3)To show something boring, like a power-point on how boring things are
2)Not the past, or future, but NOW...wait...NOW...NOW.NOWWW....AGHH
3)To show something boring, like a power-point on how boring things are
1)Tommy got me a tiny present, so that's why I got him a worm.
2)In the present, I am sad.
3)"May I present my diorama?" suck-up Sally asked.
2)In the present, I am sad.
3)"May I present my diorama?" suck-up Sally asked.
by NiceN0b0dy1 June 5, 2018
Get the present mug.Someone who delivers a presentation to an audience, but spends more time telling everyone how amazing he is, rather than talking about the thing he's expected to talk about.
by Wandster May 10, 2019
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president brandon is the best president of the us, bar none. he has done such wonders as destroying our economy, hiking our gas prices up, and eating ice cream.
by Lil barnacles #1 fan August 1, 2022
Get the president brandon mug.A unique specimen who supposedly calls him/herself president, when in fact the majority of their already limited knowledge comes from Google Searches and Cable news. They have no interest in "intelligence briefings". They have no knowledge of even there own party, and have no knowledge of their history or culture. They used this Party to get to power as it most suited at this time.
Instead of using party faithful for cabinet positions, a Plastic President will fill the halls of power will family, friends from the club and real life representations of DC comics Legion of Doom.
The Plastic President is also remote controlled. Using a repurposed wi remote a "foreign agent" can take control at any given time using the codeword "Please help me skin this bear Vladamir"
Also being plastic makes it easy to wipe pee off after a golden shower.
Instead of using party faithful for cabinet positions, a Plastic President will fill the halls of power will family, friends from the club and real life representations of DC comics Legion of Doom.
The Plastic President is also remote controlled. Using a repurposed wi remote a "foreign agent" can take control at any given time using the codeword "Please help me skin this bear Vladamir"
Also being plastic makes it easy to wipe pee off after a golden shower.
"MR Putin, The Plastic President in now online and awaiting you orders"
"Please hose down the Plastic President to avoid that longterm sticky feeling we have been getting after such activities "
"Please hose down the Plastic President to avoid that longterm sticky feeling we have been getting after such activities "
by Trumper Dumper January 14, 2017
Get the plastic president mug.A variation on the dickroll popular on Reddit where a link to a user's "cakeday present" is really a meme of a naked guy who is presented as a "cakeday surprise."
by NiMa1986 February 1, 2020
Get the Cakeday Present mug.A term used to sarcastically mock the failure of one or two individuals. It is most commonly used in the game of "keep up the ball" in soccer when one of the participants allows the ball to make contact with the ground, or kicks the ball away. A 1! A 2! A 1 2 3 4!!!!!
Player Vinnie and Jo allows the ball to make contact with ground and participants shout: "Jo/Vinnie for president!!!"
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Martin Brindle: You missed the presentation by Pele, will you get over it?
Kimi Raikkonen: Yeah! Haha! I was having a shit!
Kimi Raikkonen: Yeah! Haha! I was having a shit!
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