runner's privilege

The innate, human...? right to shamelessly ogle, gawk, lech over or perv on the attractive stranger you are crossing paths with whilst out running.

The hot stranger you are 'giving the once over' (AKA 'eyeing up') must also be a runner. Note that runner's privilege is a great deal less sinister than any regular act of unwanted sexual glancing, given that (1) the 'ogle window' is greatly shortened compared to everyday life, since both parties are (ideally) moving quickly, and (2) the person you just gave the eye has the same right and is in fact *encouraged* to ogle, in turn, anyone *they* like the look of mid-run.

Put another way, runner's privilege is a temporary exemption from ordinary social etiquette, granted to outdoor runners as a built-in reward (and source of motivation) for being dedicated enough to leave their sofa and get moving.

Graham: "Every time I overtook a hot girl during the race, I imagined I was allowed to have sex with her."

Sid: "Ah, yeah - make the most of that runner's privilege..."

by ZimmyJay84 July 26, 2021

born Jewish privilege

The privilege a Jew born of a Jewish mother has over a Jewish convert or a patrilineal Jew.

That's born Jewish privilege that they treat you better there than they do Jewish converts.

by BrooklynJew September 6, 2021

some ineffectual, privileged, effete, soft-penised debutante

a cuckold who got cheated on by a woman who had a baby with a gay senator and who cheated on the aforementioned cuckold with a beet farm owner

"i will not be blackmailed by some ineffectual, privileged, effete, soft-penised debutante"

by crovelium January 1, 2022

Generational Privilege

a phenomenon that occurs when you have an unbroken chain of ancestors going back several generations, who have never experienced oppression, that prevents you from acknowledging the possibility that oppression may still exist for other social groups besides your own.

Karen doesn't understand why "all lives matter" misses the point, because of her generational privilege.

by Latchkey Man June 15, 2020

Check your privilege

getting someone to acknowledge their own inherent privileges and reminding them to put them aside in order to better understand another human's plight.

"...Bruce Jenner...."
PC Principal- "Did you just say 'BRUCE'?! It's not Bruce fuckin' Jenner! It's Caitlyn, and she's a fuckin' stunning woman. You need to check your privilege."

by Mrs.Stkrdknmibalz November 18, 2015

Grown-Up Privilege

A belief that adults can do and say whatever they want without social backlash or being reprimanded by others for their actions.

When you're a kid, most adults will use their Grown-Up Privilege by making you apologize for swearing, making sex jokes, and for choosing to not play with toys.

by Chalko3 January 9, 2021

white privilege

A lie that helps far-left people in convincing themselves that racism against whites is OK.

This guy is successful not because he worked for decades to be in the place he is right now, but because his whiteness and his white privilege.

by ospreay March 19, 2020