n posting

Similar to shitposting but explicitly using black people or racist memes.

Jim you better stop n posting pictures of Nelson Mandela's 13 inch dark dong in my wife's ass before I beat your dick off.

by Nig took my KFC December 23, 2020

Kot Posting

Kot Posting is when you post pictures of cats in #kot-posting channel at the Dar Al Anon server

"Mashallah the Floppa you posted in Kot Posting is very beautiful"
"I'm going to KotPost my stupid cat because he is very stupid and he will always be stupid"

by Roiftheabeedmaster May 29, 2021

Pounting

Texas slang for pouncing and then mounting.

I was pounting that skank!

by Justin Hazy May 18, 2007

posting partner

A person or a thing (preferably person) that one would post with in random converstaion usually taking place on forums such as www.dcpersian.com

Alex & Hiva are posting-partners.

by AlexOmid October 17, 2004

Newfie Poutine

the male partner has to go unwashed for at least a week to form what is known as smegma (cheese dick), anal sex is then performed to gather fecal matter (gravy, shit). the other partner then begins to perform oral sex to cleanse the penis of the great mixture of gravy and cheese.

John: "hey, do you want to go have dinner with me some time?"
kayla:"ya sure, what do you feel like having"
John:"well i can make a mean Newfie Poutine!"

later that night

john: "how does dem fries taste bitch"

by the jizz wizard November 22, 2011

Schizo-posting

The act of posting to one's self as though in conversation, for the purpose of increasing one's post count or for personal amusement.

Many online forums bestow ranks to contributing members which correlate to numerical milestones such as number of posts. A common strategy to increase one's post count is to respond to one's own posts.

"Of course he is a "Supreme forum member", he's mastered the art of schizo-posting."

by UanoKei April 27, 2010

King Posting

To create posts that compliment other "Kings". Such as saying: "Go off King!"
Or: "How are you fellow Kings?"

Posting a photograph of a buff naked or semi naked man with text in impact font at the bottom that reads "Nice dick bro."

"There is a print out of a meme that says "nice dick bro" in the bathroom?"

"Oh that's just king posting."

by Bigus Dickus March 17, 2020