The Crouch Pouch 

1. A name for metaphorical storage place.
2. Nicholas Crouch's ballsack.

ex: Q: "whered you put your pencil?"
R: "in my Crouch Pouch."

ex: "I touched The Crouch Pouch"

The Crouch Pouch by nich43 October 18, 2010

goedele van poucke 

Being a bad teacher

Why are you such a Goedele Van Poucke

goedele van poucke by yeeorbeyeeted October 19, 2020

Man Pouch 

When a father carries an infant in the front of his pants because his arms are sore. Like a kangaroo.

holy fecal material! Why is their a baby in your man pouch?

Man Pouch by Katharsis April 18, 2009

Wrinkly Leather Kangaroo Pouch 

In the fupa of some formally pregant women, the skin is not taunt and hangs like a kangaroo pouch. It also appears to look stretched out and extremely wrinkly, similar to leather to the eyes in some extreme cases.

Sarah was such a dime till she got knocked up. No that she had that kid she has that nasty wrinkly leather kangaroo pouch.

Wrinkly Leather Kangaroo Pouch by Maximillion Pegasus April 10, 2010

Pouched

The equivalent of being "iced", but instead of a Smirnoff Ice, it is one of those pussy frozen daiquiris/margaritas sold in pouch-like containers. When a person gets "pouched", they have to get on the floor in a most humiliating fashion and drink all of the pouch.

Lucas's friend walked into the room and Lucas pulled out a hidden pussy ass Seagram's Daiquiri and yelled "POUCHED." The friend then proceeded to get on his knees and suck the pouch until every last drop was gone. He was then given a Cleveland Steamer.

Pouched by Milford Chows Box July 28, 2012

Pouchy 

a boiled egg smuggled into or carried around jail in the vag

I'll give you a pack of cigs for a pouchy.
Mayling has the best hundred day pouchy in here.

Pouchy by Probablynotfunny July 29, 2022

Fur Pocher 

Fur Pocher- a guy who dates,hooks up or tries to get with an under age girl.

Look at JJ parked over there at the middle school with melted chocolate in his lap, what a Fur Pocher.

Fur Pocher by Tyler H May 15, 2006