Portland

The self-proclaimed capital of weirdness in the USA. Proud home of hipsters, stoners, fat people and fat stoned hipsters. The people pretend to care about the environment despite managing to turn a beautiful spot in the middle of forest, which was just about the prettiest place on earth, into a sea of giant concrete rectangles that reeks of air pollution. When you cross over the Columbia River to Washington, you immediately notice that the air gets cleaner, the rivers get bluer, and so do the skies. Overall the surrounding vicinities of Portland are a great place for kayaking, fishing and hiking. Enter the city itself at your own risk: it's basically a cheaper, shittier version of Seattle, but at least Seattle has the sea planes...

You know you've been in Portland for too long when you realize your waitress at a restaurant has an Adam's Apple.

by Bbb23’s left testicle August 20, 2023

Portland Log Kiss

When a man is dropping a big poop, the resulting splash of water wets his butthole and scrotum in the aftermath - usually a little traumatizing to the senses.

I took a huge dump last night and got a Portland Log Kiss in return.

by Capo2001 August 10, 2024

portland unicorn

When the clitoris of a woke lesbian is sucked soo hard that it becomes a decent sized penis for a period of time. This can cause depression in the subject and they may need counseling.

OMG! Taylor gave Madison a MASSIVE Portland Unicorn. Now she’s locked herself in her room & wont come out!!

by UknowhatImean November 1, 2023

Portland Pickle

A well-formed human defecation, or turd, left on a sidewalk or other inappropriate public space. Often found in cities with large unhoused populations, such as Portland, Oregon.

Sara was dismayed to find a Portland pickle on her morning run but equally impressed with its length and girth.

by NeoNeologist February 1, 2024

Portland dwellers

A fenthead or drug user most commonly found in Old Town Portland

“Portland dwellers stole my fucking dog and listed it on graigslist”

by Big ol dog March 22, 2024

Portland dwellers

A fenthead or other drug user who roams the Portland streets terrorizing the public

“Portland dwellers stole my fucking dog and listed it on Graigslist”

by Big ol dog March 22, 2024

Portmansheau

A comedy podcast SHOW started in 2011 and renamed "Portmanteau" because of the talented use of portmanteaus throughout. The podcast's and still going strong as of 2024: "Sophisticated toilet humor."

Can't wait to record another weekly episode of Portmansheau tonight!

by anonymous December 12, 2024