party-pooper 

Someone that goes and poops at a party to make everyone avoid the bathroom and to put everyone in a bad mood because all they can smell in the entire house in the stinky poop.

-Dude this party sucks, it smells like poop all over your house so everyone just left or went outside.
-Yeah that was Craig who pooped in my bathroom downstairs.
-Yeah. Why would someone even poop downstairs? Is that sabotage? What a party-pooper.

party-pooper by André10000 June 22, 2011

shin pooper 

is a term for a "fancy boy's" anus when he is whoring around and flaunting his poop shoot for the masses.

i'm going to go elbow deep in your shin pooper if you don't back the hell off Mary Popins.

shin pooper by wiz o lz April 24, 2011

Glue Pooper 

Someone who has so much anal sex that when they take a shit, the cum in their ass holds their butt cheeks together like a powerful adhesive and prevents then from properly disposing of the fecal waste.

"God damn that guy is fuckin gay" - Male 1

"I know! He must be a glue pooper." - Male 2

Glue Pooper by Senor Taint Tickler March 28, 2012

grammar pooper 

a person who uses bad grammar and misspellings, especially on social sites and in instant messages.

The Internet age is producing more and more grammar poopers.

grammar pooper by uttam maharjan July 13, 2012

sad pooper 

A sad pooper is a person who while sitting on the toilet, appears sad with their head in their hands.

When I opened an unlocked stall, I realized that my coworker is a sad pooper.

sad pooper by Sad Pooper January 10, 2013

dead pooper 

A person that barricades themselves in a restroom stall during work hours avoiding work

"Hey i think Manny is a dead pooper, the door to the bathroom has been locked and I think he's dead in there."

dead pooper by silyottersparky April 30, 2016

lazer pooper 

Someone who poops as fast as a normal person would pee

Damn! That bathroom trip only took 2 minutes. You must be a lazer pooper!

lazer pooper by Potatoes confetti May 7, 2018