house poof

A male homosexual who manages the household and performs domestic duties while his husband earns the family income.

Cyril: I'm working late tonight, I won't be home til 9.
Jay: I'll put you dinner in the oven to keep it warm.
Cyril: Thanks darling, you're such a good house poof.

house poof by shauno2000 May 22, 2008

ninja poof 

When one wishes to execute the ninja poof, one must have a fart, or air buscuit, at the ready. When said fart is about come to fruition, reach one hand inside of your pants, cup your sphincter, let it rip, and then hold it. Once in your hand you will have about 5 seconds to throw it into someone's face

to self: I gotta fart (reaches in pants and farts into hand)
to friend: hey man you gotta come check this thing out in my hand (friend walks over; throws fart in friend's face)
To Friend: haha you just got ninja poofed

ninja poof by s8vewatrdrnkbeer January 17, 2009

pak poof

one of pak(mr) sweet's 'nickname'. one of several. It means he is a gay nerd and loves little children.

pak pov schlong

Pak Poof licked the chicken out.

pak poof by Pak Pov November 28, 2004

sorority poof 

a special poof that only sorwhority girls wear (ahem ADII, AOII,
CHI O etc) . usually with shoulder-length hair, side-bangs down, and a half pony-tail poofed up a RIDICULOUS amount. some will actually take the time to get ready and wear them to class with their giant prada bags, chanel sunglasses, t-shirts with letters etc. the also wear them to frat parties (SAE)

it makes them look like fucking retards wherever they go.

clarissa (sorority girl): OMFG i CANNOT get my sorority poof to stay up straight!!!!!!

random GDI walking by: well thats a good thing bc it makes you look like a FAGGOT.

sorority poof by muffin cup April 29, 2009

jiggly poof 

A dumbass motherfucker on IRC who deserves to be castrated with a rusty spoon. He is guilty of incredible stupidity and blatant disrespect.

Oh no, jiggly poof is online again.
*Hub administrator redirects jiggly poof. Reason: Nobody likes you!

jiggly poof by Shooby May 19, 2003

Douchy Poof 

An insult toward boys named Billy. Meaning stupid, ignorant, unfaithful, liar, untrustworthy.

Billy is a Douchy Poof

Douchy Poof by (R)Caitland June 28, 2010

Cheesy Poof-dust 

The gloriously orange dust that coats one's fingers after enjoying some Cheesy Poof action

"Shaniqua was head to toe Cheesy Poof-dust..Girlfriend loves her Cheesy Poofs"

"Eat my Cheesy Poof-dust" ...

Cheesy Poof-dust by UndercoverOrca August 12, 2016