water police

a person who is overly controlling and takes small matters into their own hands

Lola was late to work by 30 seconds, luckily, KC didn't see or she would have been in big trouble; KC is such a Water Police.

by anon knee muss May 21, 2008

e-phonics

The shortening or blatant misspelling of words in order to appear cool on the internet when really it comes across as ignorant.

Example of e-phonics in action:

Thatcalichick: OMG tht b0y is teh hottness.

Dizzybroad: O Rly? Do you want to sex0r him?

Thatcalichick: Ys Rly. W00T!

by Melba Searcy April 12, 2007

Police Chase

Occurs when motorists are afraid to pass a police car while driving on a highway due to a fear of being caught for speeding. Similar to a parade maker, the result is a traffic jam.

Joe: Why is traffic moving soooo slowly?
Bob: Can't you see? We're in the middle of a police chase.

by wordlife18 April 11, 2009

Peonic ass bitch

A lame ass person who acts as a child and is a pussy... can’t handle situations. Resulting in being a little ass bitch.
A word made and defined by Kathleen C.

You’re such a peonic ass bitch for leaving me on read even though you were online.

by KMC.X3 February 11, 2019

Uvalde Police Department

Uvalde Police Department; Also UPD, or Bozo Patrol. A safe place to put body armor in case you need to keep it in good shape.

Uvalde Police Department Cops, lie to the press and grieving families about failing their sworn police duties. A place where cowards go to hide while children dial 911, say OMG and mean it. Where you will be hauled out by your cuffed wrists for one finger of weed but an 18 year old can walk onto school grounds with a long rifle an suffer no annoying questions from B.F.L. UPD clowns. A place where cowards go to hide while children dial 911 and say OMG and mean it.

by The Repurposed Male May 28, 2022

Panicking at the Disco

To dance like your a crazy person to a Panic at the Disco song, or something with a connection to them.

Lowie: Which song on A Fever... can you dance to? like your on some whacked out ecstacy tablet

Ryan:Camisado

Jon: Yeah, i'd say Camisado

See, i think if you danced as lowie described, that would be Panicking at the Disco.

by Larnaa April 26, 2008

panic boner

Panic Boner is when you get so scared you get a huge boner

Chris Hawrdwick loves panic boners.

by babylove22 March 29, 2015