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cook his own pancakes

Is a phrase used normally when a mother is overly worried about her post-adolescent child(ren). The phrase is spoken by the friends of the child and is a way of calming the mother.
"Where's my son? Is he alright? Is he hurt? Oh my Lord!"
"Don't worry Mrs. S, Jimmy can still cook his own pancakes."
by Fenland July 14, 2005
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australian aboriginal pancake helicopter woodchipper

The Australian Aboriginal Pancake Helicopter Woodchipper is when you lie in the middle of the Australian desert with a naked Aboriginal man with a meth addiction on top of you and have him spin his dick around inside your anus like a helicopter as he chants and plays the didgeridoo. Then you are to squat in a sumo stance and scream out "TIMBERRR!" as you fart out all the contents from your shart drain. This is best done at 8am as it minimises dehydration for the woodchipping process.
Oi Dylan mate, just got me some sheila and did a fat pancake on her. She blasted so much at my face I look like Andrew with how many freckles I got!

Mate, we should call it the Australian Aboriginal Pancake Helicopter Woodchipper!
by trickysamurai March 15, 2019
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Pancake Batter

The smell ones nuts gives off after a long day of work, so your significant other says
Hey babe thanks for T-bagging me I love it when your nuts smell like pancake batter
by bluefalcon85 March 1, 2010
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pancakes

What Prince served to Charlie Murphy after he schooled his ass in basketball.
Interviewer: All right he beat you in basketball, and then what happened?
Charlie Murphy: After it was all over, he took us in the house and served us pancakes. Pancakes.
by anonoymous! December 29, 2008
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pancake boob

a "pancake boob" often refers to the spread of a woman's boobs on her chest when she lies down on her back. The breast spreads towards her sides and up towards her chest flattening out the boob and giving it the appearance of a pancake with a hershey kiss in the middle.
In the opening scene of Wedding Crashers there were so many images of pancake boobs, it was ridiculous!
by dr. J.S.R. Pancakes December 1, 2009
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Sausalito Pancake

Sexual act of ejaculating on your partners stomach and then slapping the puddle with the palm of your hand.
"Last night I pulled out and gave her the ol' sausalito pancake. What a mess..."
by Tommy Ramone October 10, 2012
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Golden pancake

The act of urinating on the nipple of a saggy tit while simultaneously flipping the tit over with a spatula.
Paul took off his shirt and his man titties looked like he got a golden pancake last night.
by Tango Charlie October 27, 2018
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