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Police Officer

1) Slightly-fancier term
for Policeman.

2) Politically-correct sounding way to
say Cop.

3) Alternate term for, but not nearly
as pretentious as the far more
officious-sounding Peace-Officer or
Law-Enforcement Officer.

Can also be used to denote certain Federal-Agents, Fish & Wildlife Officers, Park-Rangers, Border-Patrol, and other such sworn & commissioned professionals who work in important fields of law-enforcement, but who are not traditional street-cops.

Also used by those Officers who do not want to thought of, or referred to, as Policemen or Cops.
"Calling a cop a Police Officer is more polite; But when other cops do it it's a like a calling a garbage-man a Sanitation-Worker or a calling a store-clerk a Sales-Associate."
by goodcop8 December 25, 2007
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Police car

"Hey you see that police car over there?"
by Mark January 18, 2004
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Oldschool police

Some dude hates new stuff and finds the old stuff always better no matter what, especially in rap.
Person:'' Yo, Post Malone's new album is dummy lit.''
Other person: '' Wtf you listen to post Malone, he is shit, nowadays hipster liberals always listen to crap music''
Person: ''Oh yeah, I forgot that the Oldschool police was patrolling today'.'
by poopybuttholepotassium June 5, 2018
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bonk police

Someone you horny people wanna run from..
Oh god I’m getting an erection
Oh crap! It’s the bonk police!
by Bonk police March 4, 2021
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Butt Police

Similar to terms like Mr Tickle fingers or the Knee-grab Crab, being "the butt police" involves running after other people making a 'whoo-whoo' siren-like noise and holding grabbing hands out in front of you giving the impression you are going to grab a person by the rear end.

The term was coined by Detective Butt Sergeant Paul MacMillan of Preston, England who regularly makes attempts to arrest his small children resulting in screams, giggles and avoiding capture.
"Oh-oh, you better watch out or the butt police will catch you.... WHOO-OO-OO-OO!!"
by GoggleboxUK November 28, 2018
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Police Bus

A bus that takes criminals to jail
That nigga tyrone is riding in the police bus
by PoliceBus June 11, 2015
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swag police

When you have too much or too little swiggity swag so the special SSTT super swag tactical team will help you
Look! Look! There's Nolan and Justin the swag police
by Itsfreakydiecky July 29, 2014
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