1) Slightly-fancier term
for Policeman.
2) Politically-correct sounding way to
say Cop.
3) Alternate term for, but not nearly
as pretentious as the far more
officious-sounding Peace-Officer or
Law-Enforcement Officer.
Can also be used to denote certain Federal-Agents, Fish & Wildlife Officers, Park-Rangers, Border-Patrol, and other such sworn & commissioned professionals who work in important fields of law-enforcement, but who are not traditional street-cops.
Also used by those Officers who do not want to thought of, or referred to, as Policemen or Cops.
for Policeman.
2) Politically-correct sounding way to
say Cop.
3) Alternate term for, but not nearly
as pretentious as the far more
officious-sounding Peace-Officer or
Law-Enforcement Officer.
Can also be used to denote certain Federal-Agents, Fish & Wildlife Officers, Park-Rangers, Border-Patrol, and other such sworn & commissioned professionals who work in important fields of law-enforcement, but who are not traditional street-cops.
Also used by those Officers who do not want to thought of, or referred to, as Policemen or Cops.
"Calling a cop a Police Officer is more polite; But when other cops do it it's a like a calling a garbage-man a Sanitation-Worker or a calling a store-clerk a Sales-Associate."
by goodcop8 December 25, 2007

by Mark January 18, 2004

Speech Police are do-gooder individuals or government officials who correct or silence others when they speak their minds when using banned or disparaging words.
by 2B+ March 21, 2020

by PoliceBus June 11, 2015

When you have too much or too little swiggity swag so the special SSTT super swag tactical team will help you
by Itsfreakydiecky July 29, 2014

Similar to terms like Mr Tickle fingers or the Knee-grab Crab, being "the butt police" involves running after other people making a 'whoo-whoo' siren-like noise and holding grabbing hands out in front of you giving the impression you are going to grab a person by the rear end.
The term was coined by Detective Butt Sergeant Paul MacMillan of Preston, England who regularly makes attempts to arrest his small children resulting in screams, giggles and avoiding capture.
The term was coined by Detective Butt Sergeant Paul MacMillan of Preston, England who regularly makes attempts to arrest his small children resulting in screams, giggles and avoiding capture.
by GoggleboxUK November 28, 2018

by Bonk police March 4, 2021
