"How was last night?"
"Great, things got a little freaky."
"Yea?"
"Yea, started with a little biting. Next thing I know I am giving her the ol' choke and poke"
"Your father would be proud son"
"Great, things got a little freaky."
"Yea?"
"Yea, started with a little biting. Next thing I know I am giving her the ol' choke and poke"
"Your father would be proud son"
by McGarnigal May 8, 2009
Get the Choke and Pokemug. A stupid or bad thing or the action of doing a stupid or bad thing, or the person who is doing the stupid or bad thing.
Your alarm clock goes and you dont feel like getting up for work. So you might say "what a poke"
Or if someone is doing something stupid you would say "you are poking yourself"
Or if someone is doing something stupid you would say "you are poking yourself"
by Geron January 29, 2008
Get the pokemug. by The Dirty Dove February 23, 2012
Get the Poke A Pigmug. where a guy sticks his finger ect. between a woman's cleavage usually with out her wanting him to.After which the guy may have to run ect.
by Deep blue 2012 April 17, 2010
Get the cleavage pokemug. When you have many pokes to reply to on Facebook, and you choose to reply to only certain ones to save time.
Katie-I poked you months ago and you still haven't replied!
Jessie-I've been selective poking, I had too many, but you're next, I promise!
Jessie-I've been selective poking, I had too many, but you're next, I promise!
by sillyolivia April 26, 2011
Get the selective pokingmug. Your civic and immoral responsibility to poke, prode, bugger, sodomize, or otherwise stimulate your host at a soiree, cock-tail party, gang bang, or orgy. Similar to a pin-a-tale on a donkey, poke-a-host is for the entertainment and enrichment of the host. In host credit or exchanges only,
James hosted a gang bang -- and before leaving Gary, Chris and the pizza delivery boy all had to poke-a-host to show their deepest gratitude.
by Dubldawg June 2, 2013
Get the poke-a-hostmug. by turtledong January 16, 2015
Get the bro pokemug.