A skutrag Ingloid, born and raised, a brainless, uneducated, original sandnaght who will never amount to anything. She will always couch bounce from trap house to trap house. A little hoe that resembles the worms in Men in Black because she pokes her ass outward to make it appear larger than non existing and in result her abdomen appears to be bloated like two week old dead animal carcus waiting to explode at the first poke. Sleeps around with whoever, whenever, wherever, because shes easy and poses no challenge for any man to get it in. She is so revolutingly nasty that she has knowingly had the clap for 10 months, maybe longer, spreading it to every man she sleeps with without disclosing the fact that she is infected with full blown chlamydia.
That Tana Taffy Plank Puddin is such a dumb nasty hoe! Can you believe that she drove by the local health department and didn't stop to have her STD treated.
by Fefe and shardin July 07, 2022
the definition in which the one being called a wood plank wench represents all that is good holy and incredibly sexy. The epitome of a wood plank wench in its finest (and hottest form) would be a girl named Emily. One look in her eyes and one glance at her amazing posterior will reduce even the most prude men into nothing more than steaming puddles of pure hornyness.
Josh: Kevin, man that girl Emily is such a wood plank wench.
Kevin: True that. Too bad im bald and ugly and fat and all i want is pussy and can never even dream of having a chance with her.
Josh: Don't feel bad. You have Rhonda!
Kevin: That fat bitch?
Josh: Yeah. She is gimpalicious
Kevin: True that. Too bad im bald and ugly and fat and all i want is pussy and can never even dream of having a chance with her.
Josh: Don't feel bad. You have Rhonda!
Kevin: That fat bitch?
Josh: Yeah. She is gimpalicious
by Josh Robalin November 06, 2007
When a spaz meets a plank! The bastard child of Dumb and Dumber! too stupid to be simply labeled a spaz, too backwards to be simply labeled a plank - spaz plank.
"Darn Pa, I seems to have spilt moms cherryade on the dawg again"
"Shit Rufus you spaz plank, you're no son o' mine"
"Shit Rufus you spaz plank, you're no son o' mine"
by Liam J. Taylor April 29, 2008
Adam: hey look how tight that guy's legs are, wtf is he doing
Bartholomew: he's definitely sitting on a plank rn
Bartholomew: he's definitely sitting on a plank rn
by arcanev4 February 22, 2025
The sexual practice of being anal penetrated whilst suspended from a the waist of a larger homosexual man at the pool edge before rapidly uncoupling from the erect penis and dropping backwards into the water. Preferably practiced in the presence of young children and families.
Pirate eye patch may be worn in regional variations.
Pirate eye patch may be worn in regional variations.
Did you see that dirty bastard diving off the pirate plank right in frontof the flume ma wean was oan!
by Dirk Dickler September 22, 2017
When you plank over the female while piped up and she thrusts continuously up while you stay in the plank position.
by TheBigBootyBoy January 06, 2022