What someone says to someone else in order to have intercourse with them or get their phone number for sexual reasons. Usually applies with a man speaking to a woman.
Bill: Hey, I got that girl's phone number.
Eric: Wow, you must have had one hell of a sales pitch because she's way hotter than you.
Bill: Yeah, I told her I played for the Yankees and created the Xbox 360.
Eric: Wow, you must have had one hell of a sales pitch because she's way hotter than you.
Bill: Yeah, I told her I played for the Yankees and created the Xbox 360.
by Pathetic White Guy February 10, 2013
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by TanooKirby May 17, 2003
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Esa pitusa está con un hombre distinto cada noche.
the pitusa made another late night house call.
pitusa estaba preguntando por ti.
the pitusa made another late night house call.
pitusa estaba preguntando por ti.
by Angel and johana October 18, 2011
Get the PITUSA mug.The act of getting loaded with gargantuan amounts of work before submitting a pitch to a potential client for business. Usually characterized by 4 am work schedules, take away meals, frequent cigarette breaks, long periods of sexual abstinence, disconnect from the outside world and a general frustration towards the act of existence. Most frequently observed in professions of advertising and consulting.
Girl ( feeling frisky ) : Babe, why have you been so cold to me all week ? Is everything alright ?
Boyfriend : Sorry babe, its not your fault. Iv been pitch slapped all week with the presentation coming up on Friday.
Boyfriend : Sorry babe, its not your fault. Iv been pitch slapped all week with the presentation coming up on Friday.
by A.I.R July 15, 2016
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Jill: That’s the pitchfork in the saddle.
Jill: That’s the pitchfork in the saddle.
by Stu846 September 17, 2007
Get the pitchfork in the saddle mug.A pit-roasted pig, stuffed with 4 Turducken. The ultimate slap in the face to PETA and the most delicious food known to mankind, Ambrosial in quality, and gargantuan in quantity. In eating a full portion of this glorious dish, you are single-handedly contributing to the deaths of no fewer than 4 animals.
That there may LOOK like just an ordinary barbecuing pig, but its REALLY a piturducken; more like crackerjacks, with a special surprise inside, I hope you don't have plans for this week, because the ensuing food coma may last 5-6 days.
by Marten Turner May 18, 2010
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