pistol whip

to smack a fellow with a slinging of a gun, or other projectile object, say, a crossbow

I pistol whipped the rival gang member before shooting him in the leg.

by Trick Daddy April 5, 2003

little pistol starter

a girl/woman who is a really good shot on the range... a girl you'd want on yo' side in a gunfight.... pronounced "lil' pissle stah-ta"

Little Pistol Starter, you so good shootin' that shotgun at the range girl... I'm callin' yo' ass if I ever get in a gunfight! Even if you DO live an hour away...

by DOCBlondie July 2, 2009

pistol

when 2 guys swing their dicks against each other during sex

the pistol position feels so good

by oak kamb August 18, 2021

The Pistol

When you grab your penis between your index finger and thumb at the base of your shaft, then have your balls between your index finger and middle finger thus making your cock and balls into an effective shooting device to unsuspectingly have your co-workers or friends look at your junk so you can call them a homo-meat gazer and give them 3 kicks in the ass.

Oh man yesterday at work right as Ronnie was coming to the stock room I totally gave him the pistol, what a fag!

by Jonny Poplocker July 3, 2009

Smoking Pistol

The act of taking a drag off a ciarette, holding the smoke, then shotgunning a beer then exhaling the smoke afterwards.

Drunken voice mail message: Dude I just invented the craziest thing you like you know smoking yeah so yeah you take a drag then you shotgun yeah then after you blow out the smoke I call it the smoking pistol.

Next message: yeah so im kinda mad cause right after i invented it i went on the internet and apparently its already been invented as the "smoking gun" but I dont care I'm still putting it on urbandictionary.com as my own.

Last message: welp its on urbandictionary.com now and im the first smoking gun is now mine i mean smoking pistol oh son of a bi..

by shouldiusemyrealname? October 13, 2007

Muff Pistol

From the Eighteenth Century on there were huge numbers of small, concealable pistols manufactured in England as well as on other continents. The smaller variations of these pistols were described as "Muff Pistols" due to the fact that they could be concealed in a lady's muff even though a man could also easily conceal this on his person, but Gentlemen used muffs too.

On the contrary my dear Watson! This pistol has a distinguishing smell to it.

Yes, quite a muff-like smell...we must go to the nearest fish market in England to find it.

No, my dear friend, this is a Muff Pistol, I'm sure you can deduct where it was hidden...please stop smelling it!!!!

by xleprechaunx November 8, 2010

detroit pistons

NBA team that is slowly crumbling.

First they beat the lakers in 2004.

Then they lost to the Spurs in 2005.

Then they lost to the Miami Heat in the 2006 eastern conference finals.

Then they lost Ben Wallace.

What's gonna happen next, I wonder...the Detroit Pistons miss the playoffs? LMAO!

by D-Miles August 13, 2006