Pippy

Great, Excellent... usually used sarcastically.

Life is just pippy!

by Rusty the Great July 10, 2003

pity penis

When a guy tries to get you to feel sorry for his penis saying he has blue balls or that he hasn't been laid in a year. He trys to get you to pity his penis so you will fuck him.

Girl#1: Jack tried to pity penis me into fucking him again.
Girl#2:What a loser, you didn't did you?
Girl#1: Hell no!

by FAWKGIRL January 19, 2014

Piptip

The head of a penis. Commonly referred to "Mr. Mushroom Head."

Riley: Damn, it man my piptip hurts like hell!
Daniel: Dude I told you Amanda had STDs.

by Dodgeball.aka.Steve December 7, 2006

pity factor

when a male becomes diseased or bodily injured and attempts to use these disabilities to get personnal gain and/or pleasure from the opposit sex.

dude tim totally got the pity factor at last nights party with that broken neck!

by michael and nate November 7, 2007

Pitty Drink

Having a drink with someone only because they're drinking alone and you feel bad about letting them do this.

I came home and my husband was drinking. I didn't want to watch him drink alone so I had a pitty drink with him,

by claratyville December 2, 2010

Pitty Puff

Sacrificial oral gratification in public.

One may feel sorry for a lonely individual in a bar setting resulting in a pitty puff

by MelRed September 10, 2011

Pitty pump

When two people are having sexual relations and one of them is not into it but continue to do it just because.

That girl I took home last night was smokin hot but I had to give her a Pitty pump cause she smelled sour down there!

by Tko2323 December 23, 2011