pants crisis

1. Freaking out over something stupid
2. When a male has a "situation"
3. Pooping or peeing one's pants

"It's not rocket-science, so don't have a pants crisis!"
"Tim had a pants crisis after getting a lap dance on the subway."
"Pants crisis on aisle two!"

by Nashala October 24, 2006

Pantsmallow

The term for ejaculating in your pants instantly just after witnessing something unbelievable. This could be within the context of seeing someone incredibly atractive, to hearing a sick song.

"dude, that breakdown was so awsome, I had a pantsmallow"

"-Look at her!
-AHHHH Pantsmallow!!"

by CHD May 15, 2007

Pants Cat

Pants Cat (Pellentesque Felis) is a common warm blooded species found throughout several parts of the world. While there are still many wild, untamed breeds of this species, the most common is the Domestic Hairless Pants Cat. This breed typically thrives in dark environments that are rich in alcohol and that are also shared with its prey, the wild Trouser Snake (Trouser Coluber). While requiring some skill, the Pants Cat can be tamed. The Domestic Pants Cat requires pets, kisses, free drinks and its prime feeding time is after last call. The opposite rules of Gremlins apply: Always keep it wet and always feed it after midnight.

"Hope that Pants Cat is a Sphynx and not a Himalayan."

by smAsho March 9, 2014

pants, man, pants.

Implying that you do not care, and that the person telling you it should shut up and go away.

Little brother: "I need some milk."
Brother: "Pants, man, pants."

by pantsville June 11, 2018

Pinaso

When a bad English speaker tries to say `Penis` , this word comes mainly from Slavic people , Pinaso is a funny play on the word penis

I have a bigger pinaso

by Trenda September 18, 2018

pantsbeers

Drinking a beer by pouring the beer in your pants. Made famous by Tulane University.

Student 1: Bro, did you watch Henry killing those pantsbeers at the tailgate.

Student 2: yeah man, it was fucking wild.

by Johnnytulane October 27, 2019

Pinesyst

Pinesyst is a derivative of two words, pine meaning pineal and syst meaning system, together as pinesyst it means a cyst that has grown over the pineal gland through the system in which it exists.

I'm closed off to new information, my pinesyst has taken over.

Tony has a pinesyst and is not aware of himself, he is stuck in the system.

by Evo6191 November 2, 2020