Dangly Pintos

A saggy set of male testicles.

I drug my dangly Pintos across her forehead.

She was chokin on my dangly Pintos.

I need to wash my dangly pintos after that workout.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019

pintage

A beer drinking session.

Martin: Post-work pintage?
Tomasz: Can't. Going to the cinema.

by Tomasz Minkowski June 9, 2007

Pinti

n. someone displaying symptoms of neurosis without any known explanation or medical diagnosis; characterized by the perceived need for constant emotional support.

"Don’t be such a fucking Pinti"; "My girlfriend's hot but she's a bit of a Pinti and she's really starting to do my head in".

by Thrust December 17, 2009

Pinted

The act of doing nothing but getting high then sitting down and eating a entire pint of ice cream. While eating your ice cream you may also watch T.V., a film, or porn.

Adam got pinted today while he watched 'Gettysburg'

by J-SWON August 20, 2009

Pints

The unit everything is measured in, in Northern Ireland.

Person #1: Awwwww fuck coming for a fuckiiiiing piiiiintt like?
Person #2: Aye pint of bacon please squiiiire.
Person #1: Alright barkeep, can I get a pint of bacon, a pint of bread and two beer bongs to go please.
Barkeep: Right you are young laird. Here are your pints.

by The Woods Family January 2, 2012

Pintle

A small penis. From Old English pintel (“penis”).

I stood next to John at the urinal last night and saw his pintle. It was tiny.

Louis was wearing a morphsuit and I could see his little pintle.

He alas is as good a man as ever pissed with his pintle.

by Archibald Jimmy June 29, 2012

pinty

Just enough to not complain about, but not enough to be satisfied.

My french fries are pinty, you got way more.

by P-Tor March 27, 2012