Pinacolostada

A tasty cocktail comprised of coconut nectar combined with the contents of an alcoholics colostomy bag. Best served cold on a hot summers day. In some neo-modern cultures, it is used as a chaser for a shot of fresh or heated mung.

Low on cash and in a drunken stupor, the sickly pair pooled their change for a can of coconut juice and two long straws, poured it into the senators bag, and let the Pinacolostada carry them through another session of fucking the country.

by Sikfukudai March 5, 2011

penalty kick

The penalty kick- a situation in soccer when the ball is placed on the penalty spot for a free kick at goal as a result of some bullshit a defender pulled in the penalty area. The only player allowed to defend the kick is the goalkeeper and it is their responsibility to bail out their team with a save but the goalkeeper is given a very small chance in succeeding. If the goalkeeper succeeds in saving the penalty kick they are usually dubbed a "hero" by their team. If they are scored on (which is typically the case) the goalkeeper should yell at their defender to let them know that their ass should be on the line next time they decide to pull said bullshit. On the other end if the penalty taker misses the shot then they shall be called a national disgrace, never to take a penalty again, and should probably choose a different career path than professional soccer.

1. Our goalkeeper made a sick save on a penalty kick today man. He is my hero.

2. Gk) Dude I hate my defence man.
Person) why?
Gk) cause they keep pulling bullshit plays in my penalty area and expecting me to bail their dumbasses out on the penalty kick that they conceded.

3. Person 1) Did you see Simone Zaza's penalty kick in the 2016 euro cup. He missed by a mile from 12 yards.
Person 2) jeez what a national disgrace to the Italian nation. He should pick a different career.

by theklutzykeeper December 16, 2017

penaldo

a terrible footballer who plays for portugal and loves scoring penalties. plays for camel al nassr league.

fuck penaldo
yea agreed

by fordashy is gay May 11, 2023

Maulana Penaldo

Maulana Penaldo is a footballer who converted from Christianity to Islam as a money whore, he does namaz 5 times a day and can be seen doing that on the streets of Riyadh on television every Thursday. He is the biggest bottler in World Cup history and is known as a Camel on football fraternity.

Salman says, “Where is Maulana Penaldo?” Abdul replied, “I saw him drinking Camel piss few mins ago.”

by Jai Shree Ram June 26, 2023

penal girth

the amount of weights or tomatoes you can sustain strapped to your penis giving you a good idea of your girth

my girth is immense i can take 20 g on it

or

my girth is awesome i can sustain 20 cherry toms

by benji haynes June 5, 2005

Painality

the quality or state causing pain or hurt, the condition of having pain inflicted or being in pain

'There's a great deal of painality for Andy to deal with now that Gary's run off with Barry '.

by Hatespectrum June 16, 2005

penalpoo

poo of the peen. Or excretion of the male genetalia. Or Shit of the dick. Often refered to in ancient texts such as the Odyssey and the Tora and of course the bible, in Genesis 4:13 "And the penalpoo floweth onto man!, and in adams cunt!"

"dude, the other day I got some really bad penalpoo, it was off the hizzang yo!"

by Jonz0r August 13, 2006