A very very very short rodent who will do anything in their power to grab onto you. Life forms like the Philippo only have 1 goal in life and that is to suck the life out of every human being that they can. Many devote their lives to hunting down the last remaining Philippo's through the deep green rain forests of Brazil, where they mostly live. If you have been attacked by a Philippo you are likely to, fucking die, but you can attempt to make it to the nearest hospital in time.
Person 1 - "I think I see one up there in the trees"
Person 2 - "A what?"
Person 1 - "A Philippo"
*Both die*
Person 2 - "A what?"
Person 1 - "A Philippo"
*Both die*
by Zozinian D. Kolokotron April 15, 2022
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It is known as "Narnia" to Filipino band fangirls, because their favorite bands don't come to the Philippines very often, due to the Philippines' location and distance from the band's origins. Fangirls would tweet and blog about how much it sucks living in "Narnia" because of it's remoteness. During the off-chance that a band would come to "Narnia", a fangirl rejoices and buys VIP tickets in a heartbeat. Just like what happened in LIV3 Mall shows, Mayday Parade and All Time Low.
It is known as "Narnia" to Filipino band fangirls, because their favorite bands don't come to the Philippines very often, due to the Philippines' location and distance from the band's origins. Fangirls would tweet and blog about how much it sucks living in "Narnia" because of it's remoteness. During the off-chance that a band would come to "Narnia", a fangirl rejoices and buys VIP tickets in a heartbeat. Just like what happened in LIV3 Mall shows, Mayday Parade and All Time Low.
Fangirl 1: Why do bands never come here? ajsdkfj;alskdf
Fangirl 2: Because we live in the Philippines. It's like Narnia here kasdjf;lkasf
Fangirl 2: Because we live in the Philippines. It's like Narnia here kasdjf;lkasf
by narniarepresent11 November 7, 2011
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The word Phillip means strong and nice. He is cute and funny. Also it means he knows how to win women.
Phillip is the best ever.
by Riley Pip November 30, 2016
Get the Phillip mug.someone with God-given sex appeal, sure to turn heads when they walk into a room. Please, dont be alarmed, they love holding toes rather than hands, especially in the room you sleep in. A fighter since the womb, they will never back down from a challenge. Sure to be socially awkward art times, but you cant blame them, it takes two to create the child, and its not their mother's genes. They have a nice balance of morbid obesity yet cultured with a touch of racism. The best of both worlds one might say. Im so horny rn. Not only are their toes enormous, but so is their lower left intestine. It really gets everyone in the room gassed up. Along with luscious locks of hair, probably better than your moms, they have an uncanny resemblance to Lavar Ball (black middle aged man), but you will never hear them brag about it because of how humble they are. Basically to sum it up, this person is like taking Xanex and LSD while getting railed from the behind by a guerrilla-monster. Not to be mistaken for a guerrilla like harambe, because harambe was a pussy compared to this shit.
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Phillip has nice long hair(jet black) and beautiful eyes.Phillip is basically a man hoe but he treats his girls right.
Phillip is always willing to please his partner. Phillip is very very loyal.He loves his partner more than anything else and will never cheat on because he loves her way to much.Phillip has a fat dick and he know how use it.He will slurp a girl pussy till its dry.Even though not much people like phillip he stays strong because he know he knows that we will take there mama.Phillip is one of best guys ever.
Phillip has nice long hair(jet black) and beautiful eyes.Phillip is basically a man hoe but he treats his girls right.
Phillip is always willing to please his partner. Phillip is very very loyal.He loves his partner more than anything else and will never cheat on because he loves her way to much.Phillip has a fat dick and he know how use it.He will slurp a girl pussy till its dry.Even though not much people like phillip he stays strong because he know he knows that we will take there mama.Phillip is one of best guys ever.
by Tasty daddy January 8, 2019
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