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Peyton Manning

The quarterback who got his power from his large forehead
Peyton Manning is the Broncos greatest quarterback of all time.
by YourPseudoFuckoff October 10, 2020
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Peyton's curse

Running around in call of duty and then being cross map naded
Me: GET PEYTON'S CURSE OFF OF ME I GOT CROSS MAPPED BY A NADE!!
Peyton: *Laughs*
by Ache431 October 14, 2020
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Marcus Peyton

Marcus is the type to have a big penis. And is very good in bed.He is caring but don’t cross him.He can have a smile but still has a devil side of him.He is going to be loyal with the love of his life and die for her.
Marcus Peyton is very good in bed!
Marcus Peyton is loving I need to talk to him.
by Synos October 16, 2020
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Peyton

“She is such a peyton, just look at her ugly haircut!”
by KatanaBiotch October 18, 2020
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Peyton and Gonzalo

two of the most sexiest people on the planet. their milkshakes bring all the boys and cats to the yard. especially when they are together, everyone wants to be them and want them. they get along with anyone and are not shy. they pretend they have tons of friends, when in reallity they are just mean slutty loser whores.
Your a bigger slut than Peyton and gonzalo!
by noicantugly August 16, 2011
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Peyton Stafford

Peyton Stafford is a pretty (handsome), kind, funny, witty, and overall wonderful boy. He smells how you would think the moon would smell, and all you can feel is anticipation around him like the moon. You never know what he's going to do next, if you tell him you love him he could say anything, "I know," "Okay," "I love you," or even run away. It's cute. He's cute. Everything he does is cute. He's like a star at dusk, a midnight moon, white blossoms on clouded nights; no matter how dark things are, and get, he brings light, comfort, and the good out of it. His eyes are a mixture of everything, and you find yourself lost in them. Light eyes; dark thick lashes. He has a soft gaze that makes you feel tingly everywhere. His laugh is like honey nectar, sweet, sappy, and warm. His face is tainted with faint flecks of freckles. He's like a big teddy bear. He is kind of a tsundere, but even though you can tell that he loves you by the little acts he does. He'll run away from you and then wait for you to catch up, then again and again. If he catches you off guard he will tickle-attack you. He gets protective over you secretly, but it shines through sometimes.
He's a shy extrovert, but he shows passion for the things he does and his interests. And then he tells you to watch or listen to him as he does or talks about what he is passionate about; it just sparks a light of awe and happiness in your heart. He shares the things he loves, like music or shows with the ones dear to him. It's just everything about him that is so warming, it melts your heart. He makes your mood ring turn purple. I love him. My lover boy, Peyton Stafford. ♡
by Willow Melody March 9, 2023
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Peyton

Peytons usually appear as normal upstanding citizens of society, but are often on the edge of internal emotional trauma and self inflicted financial doom. They are great listeners, however they are not to be trusted. The reason for this being not because they wish you ill-will, but because they simply make dense decisions.
I can't afford rent because I recently bought four-hundred dollars worth of ring pops. I feel like such a Peyton today.
by bigrastapasta69 March 17, 2023
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