Petty

A kid named Jon Tweedy.

“Man, that kid Jon was really being petty....”

by charger17 September 14, 2020

Fat Girl Petty

Someone who sits on their couch, abandoning their responsibilities, scrolling through social media taking screen shots and texting them to other haters.

Possibly crying while judging other people lives,

"Your so fake. and miserable, your fat girl petty. stop talking about other people and focus on your own life."

by Fakeshley September 16, 2020

Petty

Stephen Machir

Stephen was being petty over $100 and he about got his ass ran over.

by 1234ff157 September 23, 2020

Mega petty

A petty person is someone that makes things or events or actions blown out of proportion ,normal people dismiss as trivial or insignificant into excuses to be upset

Isaac: Emerson is a simp for still having feelings for his ex
The boys: meanwhile this dumb nigga still talks about where he fucked his ex and he drives by her house all the time and he acts like a little kid with his wack ass hair cut, now that’s mega petty

by Nxfkzkgi October 3, 2020

Petty

Owen Theisen

You are so petty

by GI Hobo Joe October 18, 2020

pettying

free balling, made popular by the parody of Tom Petty's Free Falling.

GS: just realized I have not had any clothes on since five minutes after I walked into the house several hours ago. Hope my roommate doesn't come home unexpectedly.

AVZ: Really? Are you Pettying and everything?

by WckdTwstr February 3, 2012

Petty-Seven

The age of a woman who appears to be in her 40's or above, but claims to be or alludes to being much younger.

Also may hang out with people in their 20's on a regular basis, thinking that she fits in.

Term originated from the last name of faux-Australian-celebrity, Amber Petty.

Q: How old is that new cougar that works in advertising over there?

A: About Petty-Seven!

by JonM890 September 2, 2011