Penis

Lets face it, You have a small one. Now stop being horny, go to horny jail.

Stfu ur horny, Stop trying to look up penis and other horny shit

by I wanna commit arson April 1, 2022

Penis

Carson Whoreson Hanson

Carson is a literal penis.

by GobHob March 4, 2022

Penis

A wild creature hated by all feminists. Might be found under pants or inside your girlfriends vagi.

Oh no, my penis got lost again. -Wait i think i see it inside your momma.

by WizZard69 May 3, 2018

Penis

The third leg to a males body that ejects jiz.𓂸

"hey, what's in ur pants?"
"oh, it's my third leg, also known as a PENIS, that's rock solid."

by anonymous November 27, 2021

no penis no

No penis no. A term mostly used by teenage lesbians or bisexual females that lean towards female attraction more than males. How else can you define it? They're saying no to penis.

JUST SAY NO!

(Girls talking about last night with boyfriend.)
Mikayla: Its big...9 inches!
Morgan: NO PENIS NO!

by MerTruckClub April 21, 2014

Penis

Penis

Penis

by Maybe it is me February 24, 2021

penis

why did you just search penis on urban dictionary.. anyways penis is penis

duke: do you like my penis
meslissa: oh yes, very nice
albert: hey what about mine!!
melissa: ew no, dukes penis is better.. JKJK urs is awesome too lolol

by dukes.depp March 19, 2021