Peestipated

When you have pee really badly but it won’t come out.

I went to the bathroom and I was Peestipated

by Annoyingish September 24, 2019

peense

when a man farts out of his dick hole. the male version of queef.

teenage girl: omg cameron peensed in math
other teenage girl: no way

by longschlongiedonge October 4, 2019

Pedestal pussy

A women with a bangin bod but shitty personality , so you prop her up and make her look good and Give her a luxurious lifestyle, so that slay banging cooch!!

Bro, That women is basically a pedestal pussy And ya might as well make it a mahogany and leather pedestal the way you spoil her!! It’s just a Cooch!!

by Depressed Schmeat Stick 8 September 8, 2020

peeshad

The male reproductive organ

As I slammed her hooha with my peeshad she screamed for mercy

by Ahjee October 5, 2020

peespirate

When you have to pee at the start of a workout but you sweat out enough water and lose the urge.

I had to go about a mile into our hike but after three miles of climbing I peespirated and no longer have to find a restroom.

by Mikepan12 October 8, 2020

peespirate

When you have to go at the start of a workout but lose the urge after sweating enough water out.

I had pee about a mile into the hike but after three more miles of climbing, I peespirated and no longer need a restroom.

by Mikepan12 October 8, 2020

Peestipated

Where you want to pee but you can't

Your constipated, but peeing wise

Guy 1: You good in there?

Guy 2: I think I'm peestipated

by Gagerial Smytus December 8, 2020