Slippery Penguin

a dick that cant seem to stay in an ass

It was being a real slippery penguin and pissing me off.

You are a slippery penguin.

by alfaubaseball31 November 13, 2011

Fluffy Penguin

The end result of scooping ice cream onto your testicles.

Fred just pulled a Fluffy Penguin. Don't ask me why I watched.

by PM_ME_YOUR_PERSONALITY September 16, 2014

love penguin

When a person meets a girl he loves very much and want to stay forever with them.just like penguins when they meet theyre mate they stay with them forever.

Tyler's love penguin is Hailey

by smurtfellow2500 December 22, 2014

Crutch Pegging

When a young Hungarian male pleads his crippled loved one to violently but sensually place one (or two) of her crutches within his rectum.

When about to cum the crippled female then takes one of her flappy legs and smacks it across said male parties throbbing erection.

This act is quite popular in many ancient nordic cultures. But especially in the renowned Kiraly Clan.

"OH YEAH BABY GIMME THAT DEEP CRUTCH PEGGING"

by Angry Dad May 18, 2018

Club Penguin Rewritten

A Club Penguin Private Server hosted and updated weekly by Hagrid, Stu, Thorn, and Joee. Club Penguin Rewritten is based on 2007-2012 Club Penguin era with some custom content. The Club Penguin Rewritten is not associated with Disney in any way, though it's still legal and safest Club Penguin Private Server. (Fair Use for Education Purposes 17 U.S. Code § 107)

Hey! Wanna play Club Penguin Rewritten? It's the same fun as original Club Penguin!

by Greenuxx March 6, 2019

vampire penguin

When a woman ties your arms to your side and forces you to eat her out on her period.

That bitch made me a vampire penguin.

by Pgroast June 25, 2020

follicular penguin monk

Can be used to insult someone in a joking manner, or very seriously depending on tone and delivery, usually used in a state of annoyance. The words individually have no correlation to each other but when together can be used in a similar way to 'twat' or 'idiot'. The origin of this phrase is East London 2020

Jack, you follicular penguin monk!
Leave me alone you follicular penguin monk, you're just jealous of my husband!

by Brown Bread October 21, 2020