poached melon

post malone but food

well fuck make 'em some poached melons.

by taterth0ts October 9, 2020

peaches

a fat,bald 2527 year old. She has a crush on donald trump aka orange and thinks she’s funny but just a weirdo :)

air:is that peaches
grass:yes but next time say fat,bald 2527 year old

by Oliwia Babara October 13, 2020

Petched

When your team gets wrecked in the first push because you got shot behind cover

Raider: Holy shit dude! We just got petched!
Raider 2: What the fuck is this server

by the wolf intel January 4, 2021

Peacher

A person who masturbates in a bed of peaches

"I found out Johnathan is a peacher. He's not allowed in my orchard anymore."

by TheAlmightyBunghole87 January 21, 2021

preached anus

An anus after church.

Ie: man, that pastor was huge. Gave me a Preached Anus

by SoakedStew7 April 8, 2021

Peachekyn

A small YouTuber under the name of Peachekyn. Mainly known as a Vtuber creating Minecraft gameplay and more.

Yeah, Peachekyn uploaded a new video the other day!

by Chipset July 8, 2021

Peaches and cream

a situation, process, etc., that has no trouble or problems.

I thought this Ikea shelf was going to be really hard to put together but it ended up being all peaches and cream baby

by Pirate420 July 10, 2021