Scientist: Uh, Phil?
Scientist 2: Yes?
Scientist: This fossil is large as shit!
Scientist 2: This is the largest animal we've ever found!
Scientist: Lets call it Paraceratherium.
Scientist 2: Yes?
Scientist: This fossil is large as shit!
Scientist 2: This is the largest animal we've ever found!
Scientist: Lets call it Paraceratherium.
by You stupid... May 19, 2021
Get the Paraceratherium mug.The sort of compensation, maybe a few grand, that non-executive professionals might receive upon being laid off. Unlike the golden parachute, the bronze one will not afford you a luxurious retirement, only a little extra time before you become a regular at the soup kitchen.
"Sure, getting $2,000 as bronze parachute is better than nothing at all, but with my mortgage payment like it is it won't be long before I come crashing through the roof of the homeless shelter."
by Mr. Cassidy Pace Rush April 3, 2009
Get the bronze parachute mug.When playing multiplayer Super Mario Bros. (for Wii) A-panic
is the spontaneous act of prematurely pressing the A button when you obviously don't need to.
Not to be confused with A-strategy which is the act of pressing the A button when on the verge of dying, this so the other player can pop you out of the bubble when he/she is safe.
is the spontaneous act of prematurely pressing the A button when you obviously don't need to.
Not to be confused with A-strategy which is the act of pressing the A button when on the verge of dying, this so the other player can pop you out of the bubble when he/she is safe.
"Iiiiiiih.. ohmygod-ohmygod.. A-panic!"
by Lady Grinch May 16, 2010
Get the A-panic mug.Is that organic?! I can't possibly eat that if it isn't 100% organic and I want you to know it. Is that applesauce organic? Because if it's not it might poison my child. Really? McDonalds, do they have an organic menu? I'm part of The Organic Panic.
by llibymme August 22, 2012
Get the The Organic Panic mug.Women in their late 20s and at the beginning of their 30s, who are single and start panicking that they will end up alone. So they desperately search for a man and hence substantially lower their utopian high quality standards in order to eventually enter into a relationship with a man to save their future.
Boy yesterday I went to this club and I met one of these last minute panicees. She was so desperately in need and I already could sense the panic that she will end up alone, that even though I was drunk as hell she gave me her number in order to see me again.
Look at her, she is throwing herself at me as if I were her last chance to eventually get pregnant. I tell you, she is panicking.
Look at her, she is throwing herself at me as if I were her last chance to eventually get pregnant. I tell you, she is panicking.
by Ramon1512 February 16, 2013
Get the last minute panicees mug.A game played by terribly bored teenagers. The typical scenario involves being alone in one's room, erection in hand. The participant then shouts in order to call the attention of someone they would rather not be masturbating infront of: the most common example being the mother. The player then attempts to bring himself to climax and clean up before the mother, or other, enters the room to see what they were wanted for.
A rainy day in middle class English suburbia. One nervous sixteen year old male clutches his erect penis in one hand, Kleenex in the other. He clears his throat, ensuring his voice does not falter.
"MUM!!"
The game of panic wank begins.
"MUM!!"
The game of panic wank begins.
by Panic Wanker October 1, 2009
Get the Panic Wank mug.When his mother cleaned his room and opened his closet, she discovered an 'Inflatable Suzie Blow Up Doll.' Upon being questioned, he fessed up and admitted that this was his paracoita.
by weave September 17, 2003
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