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Golly I'm Parched

A phrase to use when your thirst must be quenched by wonderful water.
Gee Golly I'm parched teacher. May I go get some water?

No, fuck off.
by Adomzz January 25, 2021
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The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
"yo, can you give me a shitty meme from 2016?"
"yeah sure use The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test"
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Parckie

A Bad ass runescaper. Leader of Valhalla. Name is banned because he owned so many noobs. 99 range tank domination that nobody can stop. Downed AG. Runescapes #1 texan. A Dominant force.
When I saw Parckie in the wild I shit in my pants.
by Parckles January 10, 2009
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Parchment

State of being relating to thirst.
I am in complete and total parchment today!
by Tromboneguy February 4, 2010
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nigger pace

a ridiculously fast runner
holy shit that guys runs so fast..
i know, he's got nigger pace
by jinny the pirate January 16, 2009
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Parckie'D

A Verb. When someone is doing an activity, and then they get owned by a force so large and unexpected that they question life and their purpose.

This is a common term used in Runescape. Runescape players known as pkers , are often Parckie'd by a player named Parckie.

When another player is PARCKIE'D they are comb0ed for more than half their HP , and loose considerable bank.

After loosing their RS bank they cry and question why in hell they play runescape.
When I was pking the other day I thought it would be funny to rush this kid named Parckie. He dropped me from 75 HP, I Got Parckie'D.
by Parckie October 10, 2009
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parbed wire

A replacement for words such as off the hook, and off the chain. Used in a variety of ways to describe something extremely awesome or stupid. Both a negative and positive.
Dude, check out that chick, she's totally parbed wire!

Wow, man, the way you got rejected by that Wookie was totally parbed wire.
by Bullshoy November 25, 2011
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