bullet planting

A scam which is popular in the Philippines. It is basically a scam that you put bullets in bags of people in the airport so that the victim will be arrested because security saw it.

Scammers were bullet planting in Suvarnabhumi Airport, Thailand.

by moosyude January 10, 2016

Drug Balancing

The act of utilizing various drugs from uppers to downers to balance out how you feel.

Mickey snorted some coke before he went out to gamble. After awhile he felt jittery and needed to do some drug balancing, so he took some Xanax to equalize his feelings.

by Defectedambassadors February 19, 2017

bread planting

When one puts a slice of bread on the ground and then takes a picture of it. It would be preferable if the bread slice was actually halfway into the ground for the picture.

Hey check out this Instagram of my bread planting.

by Oqu November 21, 2018

Seed Planting

When you have a kidney stone and fuck a girl and it comes out whilst balls deep.

Wendy and I did some seed planting and she didn't even know it, she's gonna be confused when it comes out.

by pikapoo1 January 9, 2021

Build Planning

The term a Tesla Sales Advisor uses to fend off their customers who have been waiting for their car orders much longer than the Tesla Configurator promised/estimated upon order.

Michael: Hello there sir, my car was supposed to be here in June but it's now September and I have a blank date on my account page, could I please get any update on my order? I have already worn out 5 pairs of shoes walking 30 miles to work every day.
SA: Sure thing Michael, stand by one minute as I check my secret portal for more information than what is shown on your account page. Good news Michael, looks like your car is currently in the Build Planning stage so you should be a receiving a VIN at any moment now! I'm sorry about your shoes. Any chance you would be interested in going solar while you wait???

by Ramphex July 28, 2021

counter-balancing

Someone trying to take things from balanced to imbalanced.

He/she kept trying to throw things off by counter-balancing everything all the time, even when it wasn't actually helping anybody but him/her. Since he/she held nothing sacred, no underdog or favorite, they were all just pawns like everyone and everything else to him/her.

by The Original Agahnim November 14, 2021

Titty planking

When one female is laying down, the other one is on top, and the they are touching

So we were making out and we ended up titty planking each other.

by Mysterryder March 7, 2022