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Plastic Paddy

A person from Scotland in the United Kingdom who supports Celtic FC. Instead of waving the flag of the country they were born in, Scotland and Great Britain, they wave the tricolour of a completely different country; Ireland; at football games and sing terrorist songs. 99% of the people who support the Salmond National Party and want to pretend Scotland is a Gaelic country (despite the fact that the language was only spoken in the Highlands and is nowadays, like Latin all but dead there) are Plaggy Pads.

This contrasts to English people of Irish descent, who proudly accept the fact that they are born in England and so are English & British, whilst not being ashamed of their ancestors origins. For example much of the populance of Liverpool, Manchester, London are ethnically Irish yet accept their correct, non divisionist, English & British cultural and national identity. As shown by the fact that you will not hear terrorist songs or waving of foreign flags at any of these clubs games.

Many of the Plastic Patricks in the United States and Scotland have a strong PIRA fetish, some have even taken to funding them financially. Plastic Paddy romantic terrorist fetishism is even more prounced than the majority of actual Irish people born in Ireland itself, who seem to have moved on a bit and are aware that Ireland has a proud culture which goes beyond bitter snipping and whinging about "da British opressa! 800 yeaaars!".
George Galloway to a British audience: I am British and Scottish!

George Galloway to a yank Plastic Paddy audience: I am an Irishman!
by John Bull O'Brien December 31, 2008
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Paddy

Offensive term for Irish person used by racists and bigots. Extensively used by occupying invaders as an insult or put down. Nothing to do with St.Patrick as stated elsewhere. Mick is another word usually used for the same purpose or reason. The usage of either "Mick" or "Paddy" or "Paddy-Wagon' should not be tolerated by good minded people.
Those Paddy (Mick) Bastar*s breed like rabbits and follow Rome (are Catholic).
by dermo2 March 20, 2008
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paddington

Cocaine: Paddington was a talking bear from the deepest and darkest reaches of Peru. Peru is the source of some fine white powder. Paddington also happens to be a train station in London.
To pick up Cocaine: "Did you pass by Paddington today?" "It's going to be a wild night, I have to go to Paddington before I meet you"
by Simon Lepik July 9, 2005
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Paddleboating

(verb)

Similar to 'motorboating', a person rapidly jostles another's chest area with their face. However, in cases where breasts are too small, unsavory, or the target of the 'boating' is a male with defined pecs or gross 'moobs', this is met with the urge to throw up, cry, or play in traffic.
"I went to motorboat Joe's girlfriend but I ended up paddleboating her non-existant tits"
"I think Greg was drunk when he decided to paddleboat fat Steve"
"Chris's pecs were so hard I felt like I was paddleboating two boulders"
by Ragehound December 16, 2013
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Paddleboat

The act of motorboating a girls ass. Putting your face in between the cheeks and shaking your head while blowing air through your lips to make them slap together.
I paddleboated your mum last night, she loved it.
by L - dog May 28, 2014
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Paddle

Synononym for game controller originating in New England.
Can you pass me the paddle?

OR
Can you pass me the controller
by Montanaaa April 6, 2015
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Paddy wacks

I tell my granddaughters , in fun, I'm going give them a paddy wacks on the bum. As I did with my own kids.
by Grandma2 September 3, 2016
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