pussy promise

Did you move it down to make your load heavier, increase the resistance and challenge yourself????? Or did you decide to take it easy, stay in your comfort zone and pussy promise yourself that you'll "start doing more next time"
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pre cum promise

A promise made before fully ejaculating, usually a vow to keep masturbating after your limit
I'm never able to follow through on my pre cum promises
by Dhernandez240 June 07, 2017
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promise academy

a school full of dumbasses , and dick riders . i wouldn’t recommend going there .
don’t go to promise academy!
by vsnsnsj March 13, 2020
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ultimate promise

The ultimate promise is that of a "pinky promise" the pinky promise is the most sacred of bonds which may only be undertaken in extreme circumstances. The pinky promise but be taken as an oath that one may not go back on. The oath begins with both parties interlocking their right pinkies with one another. Both parties will than state "I pinky promise..." followed by the promise, upon unlocking pinkies the ritual will be complete therefore creating an ever lasting bond between both parties. If all is done as directly stated above, the promise is now complete, if you miss any step or go out of order than the promise is unofficial and fradulent
"I just made the ultimate promise with my grandpa that we would never play the "tickle" game again as long as i never told my parents we ever played it in the first place"
by Thetrueultimatepromiselegend October 31, 2017
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Stockholm Promise

I think I coined a new term... you know when someone agrees to something but the ducks, dives and avoids messages or conversations about it? It is particularly common here in Stockholm, Sweden among the musicians and just people in general. I call it this the "Stockholm Promise".
Yeah he did the old Stockholm Promise by saying "we should grab a beer/coffee/whatever next week" and then disappears for next X months
by inga.tjejer.bara.slayer June 08, 2024
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Americano Promise

Insert 1 pinky into the Vagina and the other pinky into her Anus. Attempt to lock and shake the Pinky's together. If successful while both Pinky's are in connection with each other,whisper into the Vagina "It's you and Me forever or until something better comes along"
I didn't feel bad breaking up with Nikki, years before I had given her an Americano Promise, she knew this day could come, who knew it would be her sister.
by VaginaTestDriver November 26, 2022
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