self-poster

Someone who comments on their own comments in a social networking environment.

John (status update): Good morning world!
John (commenting on his own status): LML!
John (commenting on his own status again): God, I'm such a self-poster!

by nearly civilized November 17, 2011

Hyper Poster

Person who constantly updates their Facebook status. At least 10 times a day.

A Hyper Poster usually updates asking a question so people would respond. This Facebook user updates every hour or so, a long with a cluster of posts within an hour.

by Facebook User August 7, 2012

superior posterior

better than average ass, large ass.

"She has a superior posterior compared with that flat-assed girl"

by Lick Her Assman March 10, 2014

Penis Poster

One who frequently takes pictures of their penises and posts them on social networks

e.g

"That new kid in school is a total penis poster"

by RandomUsername May 20, 2014

Jane Porter (Disney)

Jane Porter is an eccentric, kind and intelligent young woman. She's the first of the group to encounter Tarzan and they fall in love. Ken Duncan served as the supervising animator for Jane. Many of Minnie Driver's mannerisms and characteristics were incorporated into Jane's animation. The scene where Jane describes meeting Tarzan for the first time to her father and Clayton was improvised by Minnie Driver, resulting in Ken Duncan animating one of the longest animated scenes on record. The scene took 7 weeks to animate and 73 feet of film.

Jane Porter (Disney) is a different kind of woman from Edgar Rice Burroughs' character of the same name in the books, because she's a brunette British lady in the end of the Victorian era.

by Snapper2001 July 5, 2018

Jody Porter

The badass lead guitarist for the American Alternative/power pop band Fountains of Wayne, or at least he used to be.

Hey man did you hear Jody Porter?
No!

by Aucesign March 11, 2019

Joe Polser

Always walking around like that nigga. He will body you in a roast battle no questions asked in a heart beat. Don't test this guy because he deals drugs in over 8 different countries and always keeps that mf thang on him. But besides that he will shotgun one for the boys every now and then.

Girl: Hey do you know Joe Polser?

Boy: Do not invoke his name here Jessica, fuck.

by Blake Boren October 8, 2019