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Superman plank

When a woman lays on her stomach and the man planks over her then proceeds to violently thrust to the point that the women can't go anywhere so she gotta take all the dick. This act is especially effective if the male has a bbc then you can finesse it perfectly.
Did yall see Lena the plug get reamed by Jason Luv?? That shit was brutal, he did the superman plank .
by Horchatalover69 July 17, 2023
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Spank the plankton

1. When you try to make a dank meme but fail

2. When you try to suck someone’s ankles, but they dodge it by kicking you in the face
1.
P1 My meme I edited for 4 hours got only 3 likes!

P2 Damn that meme really spank the plankton

2.
P1 I tried to suck my girlfriend’s ankles last night, but she ended up breaking my jaw! That bitch spank the plankton!
by Omegle’s May 14, 2018
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Yank the plank

To beat your dick (not literally) Or to receive a handjob by somebody.
Yo I’m boutta go yank the plank I’ll be right back.

This girl yanked my plank last night, it was great.
by 69_master69 March 19, 2021
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Plankton

Word used to describe utterly detestable and braindead peasant underclass. These are the slutty, often chav bitches at parties who you wish to kill slowly. However, despite appearances, there is a reason for their existence. Their sluttish antics (such as false lesbianism) distract the male equivalent of plankon, thus reducing 'competition' for the more discerning male.

Plankton are simultaneously a disease and a cure.
"This place is full of plankton"

"Yeah, lets go"
by Figure Number Five July 12, 2005
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Im only pulling your plonker

expression used after a practical joke has been played on a fellow subordinate
"Hey Jim... your mother is dead"
"oh my god really....?"
"Nah ...only pulling your plonker"
by Big Jakey T March 17, 2003
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planking

Lying face down, stiff as a plank, in a public place and taking a photo.
I took a photo of him planking on a bridge.
by McMarina June 9, 2011
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Plonker

A British slang term used as an insult meaning idiot. Usually used in an endearing way or when having a joke with someone
Person: you didn’t have to do that you plonker!
by Alex.tay09 July 12, 2019
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