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Winds of Plague

a once decent deathcore band that displayed some signs of originality. they then decided to add copious amounts of breakdowns and an allegedly 'hot' female keyboardist and now are the subject of every bro and douchebag in the scene's wet dreams.

Also, Reloaded is the worst song on the fucking planet
Bill: Hey man, you head the new Winds of Plague CD?

Ted: Nah, im not a douchebag, bro, or easily influenced 15 year old. Plus every song eventually leads to the same breakdown. Why would anyone listen to it?

Try listening to: The Faceless, Necrophagist, Psycroptic, Origin, Spawn of Possesion or Dying Fetus
by Demon Carcass July 15, 2009
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bimbonic plague

Overview:

A horrible plague like pheonmena sweeping throuogh the worst fed, worst dresesd, least intelligent, and McD obseesed, country of the known universe, AMERICA.

Scope:

As far as its scope, its like the black plague that afflicted europe way back then. (when they didnt have MTV *gasp*)
It affects mainly the girls of the good 'ole U-S-OV-A.

As far as symtons go its like AIDs, bad.

Effects:

Symtoms include:(but not limited, also list not entirly cataloged, thanks to massive and constant mutation of the plague strains otherwise known as "fads".)

-Exessive blond hair.
-Growth in at least 2 places *cough*
-Developing a condition called: DITz
-Beer belly lmao.
-Part of the dumbing down of america
-Infected Persons: "bimbo"
-Urge to wear shirts 2 sizes to small
-Reason for the size 0 pants.
-Stoopid Stoopid Stoopid
-Gave the color pink a whole new meaning (ITS FUCKING EERYEHERERERERE)
-Pink is the new black and there loving eachother (you never see pink on shirts w/o black)
-Overly dyed, falling out hair.
-167.9% PREP
-the reason Abercrombie is a sucessful company
-Urge to form 'clicks' with other infected persons. (eg: stoopid ppl)
-Hitting annonomously on Rap ppl

Cures:(include)

-Goths
-Breaking a nail
-Not showering for 5 minutes
-the mall being nuked
-College
-Life
-Taxes
-Death
-(death of rich parents)
-Napalm applied to infected persons house
-Week old cloths
-Cell phone bannage! (aka, Ur Cell phone minutes just... got... BELEETE"D!!!!)
-Surgicaly removing the word "like" from said persons english vocabulary(/smallish brain)
-AIM being permenantly BELEETE"D from said persons computer.
-An AIM virus

Known Causes:

-Cheerleading
-Estregen
-teenage yrs
-Rap (pretening thier black actaully almost the exact opposite)
TheDailyShow: Lately the bimbonic plague has been sweeping america.
by Checkov- May 10, 2005
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"Jake started talking about his ex-girlfriend so I said, 'hey, have you heard about that new movie called ex-girlfriend?' Yeah, it was an awesome plangent."
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Brobrahnic Plague

The Brobrahnic Plague. Usually used in relation to bros in abundance, or in relation to most frat houses. Constant audible usage of the words bro, brah, pussy, fagot, dude, tight, and sick. Beer pong tournaments, afflicted or tapout t-shirts, backwards fitted baseball caps, bud light, and biddies.
"Damn son, it's the mother fucking brobrahnic plague up in this bitch... and look at all these biddies."
by Cobra Machine-gun March 24, 2010
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Facebook plagiarism

The act of stealing someone elses status in an atempt to make yourself look cool.
Person #1

What's on your mind...
(Something witty)

Person #2 What's on your mind...
(Something witty that someone else thought off but your to much of a loser to use your own semi retarded brain)

^^^^FACEBOOK PLAGIARISM^^^^
by Ryno777 November 13, 2011
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