Pokey

See Gumby. Orange protoplasmic horse sidekick to green hand- and foot-less Claymation hero. Not very bright but quite willing.

Gumby: Pokey, please get your tail out of the fire

by H2OLemming November 2, 2004

pokey bum chase

A game played usually by 2 brothers (occasionally sisters) when they are little. Both contestants sit on a sofa (one at either side) whilst watching TV. To gain more space on the couch, or to kill time during adverts, the contestants commence in a dual known as "pokey bum chase".

The aim of the game is to stick your big toe up the other opponents asshole, thus making him scream like an idiot and jump off the couch, whilst you sit there laughing at the molested individual.

Natural occurance in everyday life. May result in lawsuit if played beyond the age of 18.

Brother 1: "Move over a bit!"
Brother 2: "Nut!"
*commence kicking*
*commence pokey bum chase*
Brother 2:"aaaaaaahHhhhh!"

BROTHER 1 WINS!

by C.I. December 26, 2007

northern pike

A girl who, despite having 'the goods', just isn't attractive. Typically as a result of personality/intelligence or a complete lack thereof.

It is perfectly normal to find a northern pike 'hot' but the thought of dating one ought to induce near suicidal nausea

Derived from the song "She ain't pretty (she just looks that way)" by the Northern Pikes

Bob: "So how was your date with that hottie from the bar?"
Steve: "Total waste of time. She was such a northern pike that had to duck out of dinner before she made me I stabbed my eyes out with a fork."

by Lochnivar November 14, 2009

pikeville high school

A Garbage school with horrible food and dumbass teachers and a retarded Principal

Bob-"Did you try that burger that the school had it was disgusting"

John-"Hell no I'd rather starve than eat that , Pikeville High School Sucks"

by Suki Suki August 13, 2018

piked in the ass

The act of having something forcefully inserted into the rectum through the membrane into the stomach ultimately resulting in death.

Ah Fred, see that bint who dumped you, she shud defo be piked in the ass that'd show 'er

by Dicky doo September 29, 2010

pokey bum wank

One who pleasures themselves with fingers up the rectum, while masterbating vigorously.

What is John up to tonight?

He is having a night to himself tonight, so he said he was going to have a pokey bum wank.

by Daneye0113 January 6, 2010

Pokey

Prison, a place where government thinks the sly, criminal-minded belong.

Bollocks! Aidan almost got his skinny asphalt locked up in the pokey for doing a 1520.

by Sesan. October 4, 2005