pasterd

A lonely boy that finds schommers attractive and doesn't have a life and is nueter!

That boy over there is such a pasterd!

by Handlehand February 16, 2018

Potter

A insult used by a certain blonde ( super gay) slytherin.

“Potter, is it true you fainted? I mean you actually fainted?

by Yeetmysanity February 19, 2019

deli platter

A deli platter is a multi-ethnic meat selection.

See gangbang.

Guy: hey baby, how about you, me, and 2 of my friends get a deli platter?
Girl: Um, so like ... a gangbang?
Guy: Yeah but with better variety.
Girl: OK!

by Thequick April 7, 2008

Ninja Petter

A person who lacks the common sense to avoid antagonizing ninjas. A social klutz who does not know how to behave in public. Missing hands or fingers is a sure sign, but not required.

I can't believe that you just ate my BK mini burger off my plate, you are such a ninja petter!

You: Let's wait for the light to turn before we cross.
Me: You are such a ninja petter, there's no traffic.

by bravo delta August 19, 2011

karl petter

karl petter means "a man with a big penis".

when someone see a man with a big penis they say: you are like karl petter!!

by mortymort October 28, 2013

scum platter

Somebody who is passed around in the scum community. Dates a lot of scumbags.

"James is such a scum platter".

"Did you see Tucker", "He is such a scum platter".

by hamheaven January 10, 2014

Joshua potter

A kind hearted person. Very stubborn. Can be an asshole. Loves to jam out. Takes their work very seriously. Super sensitive but will hardly ever show it. A true gentleman. Kind of a loner but doesn't mind socializing. Ridiculously intellegent. Extremely unique. You'll never find someone quite like them. Very passionate and great in bed.

You wish you were a joshua potter but far from that level of awesomeness.

That was sooo joshua potter of you

by Peeeww August 2, 2016