hand party

masturbation

originating from the 2006 film "BORAT: Cultural Learnings of America For Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakstan"

"you make hand party with my pamela!!!"

by dunkfunk November 12, 2006

Mexican Porch Party

An unauthorized drunken homosexual sex party involving 6 or more people usually formed in a train centipede-style while trespassing on an enclosed porch, typically performed by Mexicans of the US with a lot of groaning (in a Mexican accent).

Officer Silva break up this Mexican Porch Party before their Mexican cocks get stuck in each other’s asses, and throw them into the back of the squad car.

by Urboipickle December 28, 2019

Party Pack

A smorgasbord of substances to bring to a party in quantities for everyone to enjoy. Party packs contain lean, molly, Xanax, loud (marijuana), and clean (hard liquor).

Tim: yo Jarob, you brought that party pack.

Jarob: hell yeah dude, some sizurp, Molly, xans. enough for everybody

by Ronnie McSqueezybuns July 3, 2016

stat party

A party consisting of several guys in their mid-20s and a moderate amount of girls under the age of 16 conducted for the sole purpose of having intercourse with underage girls.

In this case, stat is short for statutory rape.

Steve: "I was talking to some of my little sister's friends at the mall yesterday. I think we should have a stat party."

Tim: "Sweet, dude. I'll get some beer."

by Daniel, Sean, Brian, and Geoff January 7, 2007

Potsy Panty Dropper

Mixed alcoholic beverage - Ripe Vermont apples squeezed between Potsie's thighs. Mixed with sprite and vodka.

"I'll have two potsy panty droppers please?"

"We're all out."

"Oh no! Guess I'll settle for a ruffie."

by shwashwa November 30, 2009

uniformed panty raid

These are the secret panty raids that uniformed workmen go on when you are at work. Ever notice a creamy substance all over your panties on water softener day? How about when the you left the key for the cable guy? Were your bras and panties all stretched out and sticky? Thought so.

"I just know that softener man splooged in my silks last Wednesday. Those uniformed panty raids are increasing."

by running out of patience April 8, 2008

crumpet party

The female equivalent to a lemon party, this occurs when more than two elderly women get together to butter each other's crumpets. Not to be confused with mah dong night, during which more than two elderly women get together to watch male strippers.

"Hey, hon, where's your mother?"
"Off playing bridge with the gals, I guess."
"Ah, Christ, not another crumpet party!"

by userbits March 7, 2010