1: A guy who gets around but in a sneaky way, so that not many people know about it..
2: someone had baggage but they you don't find out until later in the relationship or friend ship...
2: someone had baggage but they you don't find out until later in the relationship or friend ship...
1: You have to watch him, he is a weasel package, he will leave you in tears...
2. I can't tell anyone about that person, that's my weasel package..
2. Q: Why did you stay with that girl after you found out all of those things?
A: She tricked me, it was a weasel package..
Syn. Snake, weasel, sneaky, trifling, sneaky penis, weasel D**k
2. I can't tell anyone about that person, that's my weasel package..
2. Q: Why did you stay with that girl after you found out all of those things?
A: She tricked me, it was a weasel package..
Syn. Snake, weasel, sneaky, trifling, sneaky penis, weasel D**k
by Big Bee Baby June 18, 2018
Get the weasel packagemug. When a group of eight dudes come into a room with baseball caps on and simultaneously shove their cock into a male/females mouth.
Guy1: Hey remember we gave Vinny the hotdog Package Last Night?
Guy2: Hell yeah that sh*t was tight brooo
Guy2: Hell yeah that sh*t was tight brooo
by Pfeiff April 22, 2011
Get the HotDog Packagemug. A man dick that is insanely huge and may (or may not 😉) have trouble entering a woman’s vagina because of its massive size
“This is an oversized package now miss.” A man says as he sticks his dick in her vagina, usually followed by intense moaning and screaming
by iliketotalkaboutsex May 8, 2021
Get the Oversized Packagemug. Jim used to make $96,000 a year and have all the channels. Now he's unemployed and has to settle for the poverty package.
by Isthereanynamesavaliable January 17, 2022
Get the Poverty Packagemug. the cleaning way of exiting a bathroom by washing your balls before you go instead of washing your hands after you go so you dont touch anything nasty while you go.
tim:bill took a long time to get out of the bathroom bill:dude the bathroom packager got my hands and my balls super clean
by ginger warrior December 22, 2010
Get the bathroom packagermug. by Ichabod Ezechiel October 30, 2010
Get the Suspicious Packagemug. The chick was a freak so I have her the ole platinum package. She had a gaping asshole, so stuffing a nut in there while I dumped a load on her spine was as easy as 1-2-3! Thank god she didn’t have a BM
by Drew’s McPeeonme May 20, 2018
Get the Platinum packagemug.