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Black Friday

The Friday following Thanksgiving. Stores have incredibly low prices for a few hours inciting mass hysteria, death, car crashes, and lost children so you can get 8 DVD players for the price of 3.
Joe: Wanna go check out Target tomorrow?
Zach: No way, man, it's Black Friday.
by n0ndescript December 28, 2005
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furry friday

A flood of furry hentai that occurs every Friday on the random (/b/) section of 4chan. Of course, now with the word filter, one is unable to say the phrase "furry friday" in /b/. (If you try to type 'furry', it is replaced with the word drama) Many users contribute to furry friday throughout multiple threads. Usually, one furry thread on furry friday will be followed up with 30 or so text replies and 15 or so furry pics.
If you don't like furry (I sure as hell do), don't go to 4chan's /b/ on furry friday.
by Hand Hanzo June 25, 2005
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Friday the 13th

The number 13 has long been assocciated with unfortunate incidents. This stems from roman empire rule, and christianity. Pirates considered Friday to be the most unlucky day of the week. At least once a year the two coincide. This is said to be the most unlucky day of the year, but only if you happen to live in Crystal Lake, where Jason Vorhees may murder you.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004
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Black Friday

The name for the day after Thanksgiving. It is named this way because it is supposed to be the day where companies move from deficits to profits for the year, i.e. in a checkbook, going from the red to the black.
Store Executive: We'll have a ton of Black Friday sales to help our company make up for lackluster sales these past 11 months.
by Amolo December 3, 2005
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Tidy Friday

A term was originally used in the Park Hill South High School cafeteria meaning that the students are to be clean while eating and throw away all of their trash when they are finished so it makes the janitors' jobs easier. It is commonly yelled out with a response shout of "Tidy Friday" by the audience.
Ms. Sharon- "Tidy Friday"
Students- "Tidy Friday"

Remember, today is Tidy Friday. Pick up your mess.
by LonelyDreamer July 27, 2010
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morrissey friday

A Friday when you have to work on Saturday, so you can't really enjoy it like it's the end of the work-week. The opposite of a Bon Jovi Friday.
"T.G.I.F., bro!"
"Naw, bro. I gotta work tomorrow. Today is a Morrissey Friday."
"That sucks, bro."
by dwaynetrobinson April 17, 2015
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black fridaying

the act of going shopping as early as possible to get early bird specials on the most sale filled day of the year with the most people fighting over sales they could find cheaper online if they looked for them but are too hyped up about it to care
girl 1: hey what'd you do yesterday?
girl 2: i was black fridaying, i found an ipod on sale for $250
girl 1: oh i got the same one online for $150 sucks for you i got to sleep
by shopaholic15323 November 26, 2009
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