Fat Ogre
Fat Ogre by Janos Lajos von Neumann July 18, 2025
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the mighty ogre
the mighty ogre by superplush January 9, 2018
milk the ogre
When a woman (usually young and attractive) is nice and sweet to her boyfriend or sugar daddy in order for him to continue doing what she wants.
milk the ogre by Ogremilker69 December 26, 2018
Milk the Ogre
To be really nice to nice to your sugar daddy or boyfriend who takes care of you in order to keep him satisfied enough to do whatever you want
“Hey bestie I gotta go milk the ogre so we can continue to drive his car and live in his nice condo”
Milk the Ogre by Ogremilker69 December 26, 2018
It’s not Ogre yet
It’s the last day of school, and I’m in my last class. I’m talking with my super cool teacher, thanking him for a Shrektastic year. “It was charming to be with you” he told me… N-no! It can’t be… I turned around towards him, it’s just who I suspected, it was Prince Charming this whole time… I lunge after him, trying to lodge onions in his pretty boy rectum, but it was no use. As soon as I uncover his anus, Fairy Godmother emerges, and puts a layer restriction spell on me. “It’s all ogre now”, Just as when I thought my last layer was being stripped from my soul, Shrek crashes through the ceiling. Yes..! Without a moments hesitation, Shrek grabs Prince Charming by the dick, rips it off and strangles him with it. Fairy Godmother tried to fly away, but Shrek pulled out his Onion-zooka, Fairy Godmother burns to ashes. Shrek restores my layers, and gives me an onion. I go home with a sore anus from his massive ogre sized shaft.
Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life
It’s not Ogre Yet…
It’s never Ogre…
Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life
It’s not Ogre Yet…
It’s never Ogre…
It’s not Ogre yet by PilgrimKid September 7, 2023